That's absolutely what happened. You're not magnanimous, Amy. You're just incontinent.

Its left leaning paper covering up real reason. She plugged the bowl then got her fat ass stuck in stall had to call EMT and Fire Department to tear down wall, lather her in butter to extract her.

That's not even close to what I'd charge that pig to do her shitties in my bowl.

Snatched has also shit the bed, currently petering out at $57mil globally, with an estimated $85mil overall budget.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=motherdaughter.htm

And they better not use sexism as am excuse for its failure, because Wonder Woman is doing great worldwide.

The difference is simple - Wonder Woman is actually a pretty good film. Snatched is shit.

Feminists would claim it's because Gal Gadot is actually attractive and Amy Schumer is not, but they'll never admit that about their whale queen.

Too many starchy carbs and cheese her stomach could not digest it like a human. it turned to a slurry of rotten stew in her gut. her loose ass (hairy) ass hole began to leak. she hastily peeled the stove stop stuffing in a 15 inch hero from her mouth and scream "I have to make" as small bits of stuffing and half chewed sandwhich flew from her mouth as nobely as charles Lindbergh on that faithful day in Roosevelt air Field.

Real athletes work out every week, Amy Schumer runs a marathon once a year... For the publicity.

"Midrun"? I never heard about any seismic activity in Chicago recently.

She uses a Californian king mattress as a maxi pad

I doubt that's possible.

And a VCR as a beeper! Haaaaaammmburger!!!

Is there way to get it to stop flashing 12:00?

We've been over this, grandma.

She's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

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She was a total twat when the clerk told her it was for customers only so she pulled the "Do you know who I am?" and the clerk recorded it on her phone and Big Amy paid her off to keep it quiet.

It's hard not to know who she is. She is a giant woman. She stomps around the streets of New York City and can be seen from a great distance.

She's doing anything to keep in the public eye now with her movie tanking so quickly after her Netflix special fell apart.

Someone should find out the mattress stores name and call them and find out if one of Amy's people returned the mattress quietly for a refund after the publicity dies down.

The Hindustan Times CRUSHING it for us today.

From the picture, to calling her a Snatched cast member, to noting that she bribed the clerk. +1 for Pakis.

I've never seen Amy running. I've seen her fat body in work out clothes and sneakers stuffing her face.

Shitting in her sleepspace. Thats what farm animals do

well her pussy smells like, [sharp intake of breath and "I can't believe I'm saying this" face] a small, barnyardanimal.

Amy just scored a Two-Hit-Virtual-Signaling-Combo:

She's athletic AND generous!

(she's not.)

That wasn't a mattress "accident!" And it wasn't any chocolate bar! And it wasn't any muddy shoe! It was a whale!

How did the press learn of this generosity?? Did the clerk go home, draft a release, put it out on the wire and conduct follow ups to entertainment reporters?

Or was this a carefully planned media stunt by her people?

If her fat ass came into my store and sat on a bed I'd make her buy it.

That's what happened.

I bet shit just tumbles out of her ass like a farm animal.

Woot. Woot.

wouldn't she rather have $2,000 in cash than an extra mattress

She was desperate. She'd gone a whole day without talking to someone about her vagina or asshole. She needed a ruse to talk about it.

Hahaha She's so unattractive. Running into furniture stores to Diarrhea. What a gross gal.

All her shits must be an emergency I imagine her breakfast to be something like bratwurst and a pale of beer.

amy schumer spread her butt cheeks to the threshold of tearing and squirted peanut-husk diarreah all over the most expensive mattress she could find

hahahahah, thats our Amy.

Test.

Is there way to get it to stop flashing 12:00?

She's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Shucky Ducky Quack Quack