Why do you own this?

why not?

Is this what you fidget with? Someone needs to look into your porn collection.

It is really shiny from the oils of his skin. I'm guessing he fidgets with it incessantly

Shouldn't the log be on his chest?

Lmao, post to r/crappydesign

literally jerking to this rn

Jimmy Bran Muffins

Wrong end.

Actually I believe the Jimmy doll has him kneeling next to the bed clenching the log inside.