Not airbrushed Kim Kardashian

36  2017-06-14 by [deleted]

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Lordy,the back-forty has spread...bigger than Rhode Island.

She's a vapid whore but I'd still like to dump a few loads in and on her.

The has the thighs of a Latina mother of 4.

I think she's way older than 23.

It looks like it smells bad, she seems like she can't reach the entirety of her ass to clean.

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Augbesian :


A telescoping stainless steel rod with a clamp and a system of pulleys used to wipe a centaurs ass.


"My augbesian needs to be cleaned, my centaur friend had rhea."


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God damn... That's specific.

It's from an SNL sketch

Another example of late-night TV ripping off Ron and Fez.

Plus she's Armenian, so you know it's a walking carpet back there.

Those hairs laugh at laser removal. You'd need to get each one with needle nose pliers to get the root.

Nuke the site from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.

I`d guess it smells like a dogs leaky anal glands

It stinks

That makes it hotter tbh.

Ray J said her puss puss stanky

I'm going to go out on a limb and say if you were doing her from behind, you're going to get a waft of some heinous humid asshole. And I'm not judging, if you like broad's ripping gassers while you're balls deep, go nuts.

Gross.

The mudshark has a erock ass

Like a full diaper.

I'd still shove my pathetic cock into it though.

shhhhhuuuuuuure

That bitch be fat

Loving the dior rasta throwback. Her ass is gross

What are you, a homosexual, Taylor?

Her ass looks like she's been sitting in a gravel driveway. I would still like to motorboat it though.

Picture the gigantic shits that come out of that

And how it would smear against those big fake cheeks. Unless she's going elbow deep with a baby wipe in her own dirty ass, she's gotta have someone or something that hoses her down every time she poops. Just another example of nigger culture not thinking things through.

No wonder Kanye is so mad all the time.

I would never stick my dick into that, mostly because my shit isn't big enough to get past those cheeks.

she's a race mixer by pure necessity

Commendable honesty

I'd rather fuck Schumer.

Sure, if you want your cock smelling like a barnyard animal.

And stolen jokes

No.

This bitch is 40. She hasn't looked good since the sex tape.

I'd still allow that to firmly sit on my face, cottage cheese and all

RIP beast

I never got why everyone thought she was so attractive, and I like Armenian chicks (see Christina Kuyumchyan.)

Googled. Bitch is mousey as hell.

Seriously the Kardashians are like the worst but most visible representatives of one of the hottest ethnic groups of females

Conan O'Brien's assistant Sona Movesian is fucking great.

all that money she spent on celebrity plastic surgeons to do her fat transfers & 5 years later it still ends up looking just as bad as a back alley job. lucky for her her husband is gay.

She has never been hot. Ever.

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I hope these photos marked the end of the Kardashian/Jenner era.

I want to do a credit card swipe with my hand and smell it throughout the day

That really turned me on and me made me think of my Mexican step aunt.

I'd hit it

Kanye West must have married her for her personality.

Imagine the waves you'd make doggystylin that dumper. Id cum in 15 seconds

Goo for u

Thighs to ass ratio is way off, Looks like a chicken drumstick. No wonder she attracts niggers like fags on shit

Looks so non proportional and nonsensical.

That's gonna look great in ten years I'm sure. Her fake ass is already sagging

Yep, she's exactly the kind of "white" girl that the brothers go for.

Armenians aren't white.

A lot of literal cucks here. If you wouldn't fuck you are 100% LGBTQ

If I wanted to fuck a woman with fake tits and a fake ass, I might as well go for one with a dick while I'm at it.

Thanks for affirming what i believed

Traps aren't gay.

I get it you wanna fuck a tranny

You continue to miss the point. Take a reading comprehension class, then get back to me.

So youre just gay then my bad misinterpreted that

Try again.

You're only gay for Vincent D'onofrio? Thats still gay tho

Correct.

Glass houses, you fat animals.

I would have so much fun with her butt. I could play with it for daysss

I could suck on those tits til my dying day which should be before they sag down to her belly button.

I'm still into it...

She has Howard Stern ass.

Gross. Still would

She looks the way every Mexican broad looks when they get past their quinceanera.

She looks like a big fuckin doof. I don't find her attractive at all. I'd rather slam Lamar odom's pig than this stinky clunge ( ya like that word dontcha ya dirty limey pricks)

Those hairs laugh at laser removal. You'd need to get each one with needle nose pliers to get the root.

RIP beast

Another example of late-night TV ripping off Ron and Fez.