Joe Cumia is banned from all Payless shoes stores for sniffing the benches after little kids stand up

100  2017-06-14 by iWhereSchortSchorts

Apparently he thought b.o.g.o meant boy or girl odor.

23 comments

Harvesting spit from children's mouths. Paying children to fart bare assed in his mouth. And now this? Jeez Joey

He is a very sick man.

Sad.

And the jenkem. Don't forget about the jenkem.

Time for the People's Court to hear an argument about how it's technically not illegal to do this.

"I have a CONTRACT and I keep my child-sniffing precision as close to a military operation as possible."

His last military operation was to make sure oven dial was set properly so not to burn everybody's Potatos

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"There is an implied understanding that as soon as the sound of the door chimes ring, that any and all benches, stools, and seats become public domain free for all of us to individually determine their proper use. In other words, there is not a posted notice implicitly discouraging the sniffing of seats. That burden lay with the proprietor. Your honor; I rest my case".

Is this 100% confirmed?

1000%

monster!

I trust you implicitly and will inform all the fellow perverts at the local Rest Stops to avoid this sick hooligan.

What a true and disgusting fact this is.

I've seen articles in the 1987 Long Island News that detailed similar, deviant acts....a man of a mixed north eastern african & Mediterranean decent, was hiding out in public restrooms, equipped with diaper changing tables....

THE SICK FUCK would wait until a mother just left, having changed a child's dirty diaper...and he would sniff and lick the still warm table.

Terrible.

I worked as a school aide for my internship in Freeport. The janitor was an odd looking guy, way too old. Anywho, he was caught in the boys restroom harvesting shit from toilets he deliberately stopped up.

This animal is still walking the streets a free man.

Bad (or sick) guy!

"I love the smell of dirty diapeys in the morning!"

I thought he was sniffing the shoe measuring devices

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Irrefutable video evidence explicitly detailing the molestation of a helpless toddler at the hands of notorious Long Island sexual deviant/spit harvester Joseph La'Michael Cumia

I can't wait for his People's Court episode.

Oh look what we have here.. A fucking LIBTARD. You think sniffin' for kid ass is bad?? Doesn't harm em' and I think they might even get a bit of PRIDE from it. Fostering a sense of confidence in the youth = providing a VALUABLE SERVICE to the community