Breaking: Walter Sobchak shot a US representative

30  2017-06-14 by [deleted]

47 comments

8 year olds dude

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

Find a stranger in the alps*

His buddies died face-down in the muck so we could enjoy our little freedoms like shooting US representatives.

Word on the street is, he was yelling "Opie Radio" while being put in the police van. Allegedly.

No one's yelling that

Do you have any source that he wasn't? ANY evidence at all he wasn't?

I'll wait

Not one bit of evidence or one fact backing up these allegations. If there was anything here you'd have a thousand responses.

Is Jazz it Up a call for violence?

It's an MK-Ultra trigger phrase.

I thought they were using holy ghost.

My sources say yes

you're wrong: he shouted "Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!"

I'm gonna go ahead and blame Larry Wilmore for this.

Is this your state representative, Larry?

You're killing your father, Larry!

It is a tragedy, nothing more or nothing less.

If he was potentially Muslim the media would be at their highest level of fear mongering.

Or a black

this is the medias fault, they have been screeching about russia and how you should LE RESIST™ orange drump for being a traitor to the nation With no evidence for like 8 months straight now.

He looks like every man who tries to give me life advice in a dive bar at midnight on a Monday.

is this you?

He's got that Lady Di alcoholic nose.

It's so bizarre -- I read the guy's manifesto and it's not political, the guy was very angry that Rob Manfred is considering instituting  the designated hitter in the National League.

It was even stranger how mad he was that he can't go see Rich Vos at The Stand NYC on June 16th!

Bastard

Heres hoping we have a copycat down at Sirius xm

Let's not forget Dude, let's not forget that uh shooting a congressional uhhh representative as a uh domestic terror-within the Beltway limits...that ain't legal.

That 2nd Amendment really ties the Bill of Rights together, Dude.

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

this is Bill Salinger of the Congressional Baseball League. We received an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Walter Sobchak? - drew a firearm during batting practice.

Of course, shooting a representative is different than fighting in triple canopy jungle

Mark it Zero!!!

Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!

Too bad he didn't try a bomb he nicknamed "the ringer" only to have it fall into his lap and detonate.

Calmer than you are.

he has the same nose as everyone who hangs out at compund media after-parties

This guy was, "OVER THE LINE!"

I mean he looks like a nice , collected guy. He doesn't look like someone who would lose his shit. Do you think he drinks whiskey?

Looks like more of a coors light guy to me

Busch Light

I can see that

its screaming 'Natty Ice' to me .... or is it 'Natty Light' ... who knows, who cares

He was so mean to Donny.

it says 'FACEBOOK' on the pic, but looks like a mug-shot taken in a foreign country .... what kind of conspiracy IS this?!?!?

They entered "a world of pain".