You called a radio show. Welcome to rock bottom.

Nowhere to go but up hahahaha right?

nope, theres lower. Have you ever called into Opies show?

Not yet. But I've got some great new recipes I wouldn't mind running past him.

sniff ever try ketchup on a steak? Really jazzes up the flavor. That's just a lil' taste of what I can do...

Call in and sniff and burp a lot.

Like a verbal 69...

I'll hear it on the replay. I can't wait for my self esteem to get even lower.

Two things, you brought content to the show and Yimmy laughed at his fat former self, so kudos...

Why did you think that call was needed?

Bored at work.

So am I. I just shit post on here.

That's my usual MO as well. But I figured what the hell right?

So go in the bathroom and jerk off like the rest of us.

I'll take that under advisement.

NOT!

wait, so are you gonna jerk off or not?? I'm confused!

Ha!

Gottem'

It's certainly a less humiliating thing to get caught doing.

I was worried that you might have been scoring smack at Grenfell Tower late last night. I'm glad to see you are ok.

Lol I am white.

Which is why I only considered that you could have been there buying drugs not residing there...

No. I'm REALLY white. I live somewhere with no shops or even a pub.

Are you the subs resident rural british guy?

Love you, love the show...

Yep. I'm a faggot alright.

Groveling fuck? You got on and did a little ballwashing? You didn't givem the business? Your tone earlier implied that you intended to givem the business.

I pussed out.

You should be banned on the grounds of being a pussy. You could've at very least told Sam you didn't like his face.

I thought about doing the "Hey Jim. Big fan. Oh yeah, hi sam" move but again, no balls.

your balls are made of a thin layer of wax

The next shirt you get made should say that on the front in big bold letters.

NO BALLS

shame.

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You niggers can't keep me down.

Did you hang up and immediately say "I can't believe I choked!"

How did it feel to connect with a celebrity with so much stature like Sam Roberts?

It was surreal. But you know what? At the end of the day he's a person like anybody else. He puts his pants on one leg at a time.

Sam is a subhuman mongoloid piece of shit and you should have your tongue cut out for spewing out some fucking filth like that. I'm pretty hard to offend, but fuck me. "A person like anybody else" he says.

Well, it DIDNT remind of the time a young caller was talking to JIm and then Op chimed in, and the caller said"Uh, Fuck You, Opie" "Just Fuck You".

So, OP has me thinking.... Other than him, has anyone here ever called a radio show? I can see someone feeling compelled to maybe call Howard in the mid-90's or even Opie and Anthony in early-2000 to 2001, but no one else. I promise I am not being a dick to OP, calling Jim & Sam or Tits' show would never cross my mind. I would like to know the reasoning behind any call to a radio show.

calling dr steve for help finding one's mecropenis is permissible

Eh, it gave me a chance to chat with Jim Norton and Sam Roberts.

This is more impressive than that time you played all the Zelda games in chronological order.

Impossible.

The guys get SHIRTS.

Faggots that reply to every comment on their post are faggots

calling dr steve for help finding one's mecropenis is permissible

Are you the subs resident rural british guy?

Eh, it gave me a chance to chat with Jim Norton and Sam Roberts.