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Too full a head of hair to be Sam. Even though his social media avatars until recently were drawings of him with this much hair. Like all "we're real, no BS" radio guys, Sam is fake and full of BS.
Too full a head of hair to be Sam, even though his social media avatars until recently were drawings of him with this much hair. In the end, like all the other radio tough guys, Sam is an insecure little girl inside. I think he's accepted that he doesn't have as much hair as he's been advertising, but it took years of audience mocking to get here.
Too full a head of hair to be Sam, even though his social media avatars until recently were drawings of him with this much hair.
At this point, I like to believe that Sam's accepted that he doesn't have as much hair as he's been advertising, but it took a hell of a lot of audience mocking to get him here. Like Bubba and his weight, this is what happens to people when they start getting famous enough to cherry-pick the sycophants to hang out with, leaving the real friends with the real truths behind.
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n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-13
Stan Smith: I don't like your face. I don't like it. Sam Roberts: ...
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-06-13
This looks more human.
n/a joeybeans12 2017-06-13
Can't be, Sam doesn't have that much hair.
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n/a alternative_faps 2017-06-13
Too full a head of hair to be Sam. Even though his social media avatars until recently were drawings of him with this much hair. Like all "we're real, no BS" radio guys, Sam is fake and full of BS.
n/a SlamballReunionTour 2017-06-13
False - sam's forehead can't even support the testosterone required to form a widow's peak shape like Roger here
n/a alternative_faps 2017-06-13
Too full a head of hair to be Sam, even though his social media avatars until recently were drawings of him with this much hair. In the end, like all the other radio tough guys, Sam is an insecure little girl inside. I think he's accepted that he doesn't have as much hair as he's been advertising, but it took years of audience mocking to get here.
n/a alternative_faps 2017-06-13
Too full a head of hair to be Sam, even though his social media avatars until recently were drawings of him with this much hair.
At this point, I like to believe that Sam's accepted that he doesn't have as much hair as he's been advertising, but it took a hell of a lot of audience mocking to get him here. Like Bubba and his weight, this is what happens to people when they start getting famous enough to cherry-pick the sycophants to hang out with, leaving the real friends with the real truths behind.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-13
I think that's the only fan art out there of Sam retard, he can't get a updated version of his blading faggot hair if he wanted to
n/a alternative_faps 2017-06-13
With all the free help from the plebes on Twitter who'd do it for free? I'm leaning more towards "in no hurry to update".
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-13
That fella have no fans, people tolerate him at best, this sub is probably one of the few place that know of his existence
n/a alternative_faps 2017-06-13
You are killing him right now.
n/a TheAwes0meOne 2017-06-13
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/5eun87/sam_american_dad_cameo/
You are the Big Amy of Reddit posts
n/a LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-06-13
Oh, that's fucking brilliant! There's ol' Klingon alien head Sammy Cuntmuffinz himself. 👏 Bravo, sir.
n/a ricswrangler 2017-06-13
Color checks out. Yup, that's him.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-13
Sam looks like Roger from American Dad. This has been established. Let's move on.