Finished a season in NBA2k, nonchalantly sifting through awards when suddenly...

42  2017-06-12 by [deleted]

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"Shootin the lights out!" sniff

"Nice shot, nigger"

I always womdered if that was another Opie lie or he really said that dumb shit

He is both a true Maverick on the court as well as in Morning Zoo radio.

Im banned from 2k

Any reason why?

I'd imagine saying the N word a lot in live online play had a lot to do with it. Just a hunch though.

Xbox Live without constant nigger bombs is like a cake without icing.

i got a suspension for the same thing on ps4

making fun of peoples clothes in the park and calling everyone niggers

he runs really weird.
is it because he doesn't have a sports bra and is worried his boobs don't chafe?

Opie could've went pro, he decided not to

He was impossible to guard on the hardwood... When he hit the crossover, defenders would trip over his meaty breasts.

Sadly, he was forced to retire early...his breasts could no longer take the punishment of being dragged & stepped on for 48mins/gm...

To this day, the sores on his under-boob meat have yet to heal 😟

Opie could have had a great basketball career if he wasn't such a short 6 feet!
Sniff

If only he had the double 'g'...

wow, two and a half assist per game at the point? awful. he barely averaged a single double, opie blows.

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So many bricks, he carried his lunch in cement bags

Not actually him. His 3p% is way too low

he runs really weird.
is it because he doesn't have a sports bra and is worried his boobs don't chafe?