"Jazz it up... Thank you all for coming out tonight... YAHHH!!!!" - Opie on the mic closing out Philly "Comedy" Show

29  2017-06-12 by Redditation88

45 comments

Ugh, He really did say Jazz it up

thank you for confirming; now I can move forward with my hatred without having to actually watch that piece of shit

it was awful and i hate my life just a little bit more after watching it

It looks like his maw is withdrawing into the rest of his face.

National radio show, 360k Twitter followers, 150 seat room partially filled.

Opie invented a new kind of comedy called sit down comedy. You do it at a desk in a deserted hallway and cry while people walk by and laugh at you. He's a pioneer.

Nah, even that he robbed from the flaming faggots (a few of which are members of this sub, no doubt, from all the "I'd fuck Sue Lightning" comments) who sit in a plastic tub in the hallway at some back alley, black door BDSM party (that Vos has mentioned once on O&A) with a sign that reads "please piss on me."

We need to nuke Philadelphia.

Those cockroach people would be unaffected.

He also did the Ashelee Simpson lip syncing dance.

Isis really don't know how to get people on their side

from what i've heard it was an amazing show last night to a packed house of hard core pests. hopefully this will shut the haters on here up who think nobody likes opie radio.

I hope you're right but I doubt it, pat.

it would make sense for the pests to follow Opie.

they were all a bunch of self important queers desperate to be on the radio. and Opie couldn't last 10seconds without taking a phone call.
match made in heaven

Stop saying 'haters' you overweight ethnic teenager.

It's a joke account of an old school pest, ya stupid jerk

Yeah, for what it's worth, he would do great to simply be the host/comedy club owner and let comics do their thing, as long as he doesn't think he's one of the comics or funny people as well. That's one thing I wish Jim & Sam did, have Jim's comic friends on. The reason O&A started having them on in the first place was through Jim, but now they're rarely on the show.

Is he trying to turn "YeeaaHHHHHHH" into a catchphrase?

People shit on his garbage show by saying its just loud noises and yelling. Opie's response, make "YeeaaHHHHHH" a show catch phrase.

I shit you not.

You're just a "hater". He's been doing radio since he was 18 years old. Fucker.

Something something dickhead something fuckface

Manipulate the hate!

ronnie mund, ronnie mund, 4 ft 2 never carries a gun

Vic backstage: "Did you plan that - saying Patrice?

What the fuck do you think, you guffawing hick?

somebody should "jazz up" his head in with a brick

That was an unexpected chuckle! Thank you, sir.

I wish they had re-enacted the theatre scene from Inglourious Basterds.

Is 'Jazz it up' Opie's version of Bobby's 'Where we goin' which is a poor man's version of 'you might be a redneck?'

Ewww...so that's where the douche chill inducing "YYYYYYEEEEEAAAHHH" that whale tongue token letnig Sherrod wails out comes from after Opaids says "thanks for coming out" at the end. Of fucking course something so utterly embarrassing has an Opie origin. Of course.

How the hell did they sell out 2 shows at Helium on a Sun night?

Have you listened to FM lately? It's all terrible. But yet, even those shit shows have an audience. Opie Radio is carpool dad talk with naughty language. And unfortunately that audience exists.

To be fair, it's not like he's doing stand-up. You have multiple comics that many people like there, most of which even old O&A fans but non Opie show listeners would recognize., so yeah even I'd go there over seeing some random people I never heard of.

The lineup was Henley, Florentine, Small, Bonnie, DiStefano. Thats pretty much Opie's show...and Bonnie was just there as a guest.

Whats the odds Tits has this trademarked and the website "Jazz it up"? If not, someone should.

Looks like the Zatarain's rice people might have.

http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4801:nnop6j.2.2

You think the philly crew was in the house representing that night?

Im glad someone decided to put the camera into one of the harnesses from Thunderdome and then just let it go. Great aesthetic choice.

O&A went from doing the Virus tour in Philly where Burr did his legendary rant to this...

what did he say that they all started yelling I can't seem to catch it

OOGAH-BOOGAH!!!

"Thank you for supporting Comedy"....

Ya just wish for very bad things when you see this man doing what he does.

ME: "...thank you for listening to the show and supporting comedy..."

#MutuallyExclusive

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I wonder if the "Philly Crew" was there.

Those cockroach people would be unaffected.