The Xbox E3 Briefing is an abortion

8  2017-06-11 by FlashVirus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ4GpE3c97U

This is hilarious. The Xbox X? What the fuck kind of stupid name is that? It's like something a kid from the 90's would come up with.

31 comments

Consoles are just overpriced mid-level PCs with a proprietary OS.

I don't wanna wait 2 years to play Rockstar games

No, they're fun and easy ways to play videogames.

I didn't say they weren't fun or user-friendly. I said they're overpriced mid-level PCs with proprietary software which is true.

Nah, they're fun and easy ways to play video games. Which a mid level PC certainly is not. Nice try with the hate tho.

The new Xbox has a CPU that is 2.3GHz in speed. My business laptop is faster.

Ladies and germs, please welcome our newest gimmick poster: Guy who is ignorant of how computers work and still thinks clock speed matters! Give him a round of applause!

You've been on Reddit for 2 months. Who are you calling gimmick, motherfucker?

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a mid level gpu is more than a whole fucking xbox. elitist fuckwad.

You can max out every game with a $500 GPU. That's not mid-level.

Every adult who plays video games should be executed.

Proudboys should be gassed.

Now that's a plan I can get behind, as long as the video game players are next on the list.

If they were only as deep as frogger you'd be right. But the high level attempts at simulating reality are really just movies that you control. I don't see what's so childish about either of those things.

No, it's for those exact reasons that I'm right. If your own reality is so pathetic and devoid of value that you have to use video games to simulate the life of a non-zilch, then you've already declared yourself an irredeemable failure. Video games aren't "deep". Any attempt to reframe them as some sort of choose-your-own adventure version of movies is specious and a denial of your own pathetic reality. I have no problem with frogger. Go ahead and play frogger.

I like how your position is clearly based on total ignorance of the subject.

Thanks!!

Stop basing your opinions off of a 40 something alcoholic Dad rocker. According to the Proud Goys videogames are for losers but obsessing over politics is totally cool and punk rock.

You're in a cult you fucking retard. I give it 6 months before Gavin starts asking Proud Boys to start defooing their left leaning friends and family members.

Also I'm a functioning member of society that plays video games to chill out after work and Uni. My life is likely exponentially better than every one of the permavirgins in the Proudboys.

Other than this sub, I've never seen or heard Gavin's name. I'm sure he's secretly a video game enthusiast just like you. He's a loser and so are his fans.

My views regarding video games are based on the idiots who proliferate this fine site, sir.

My views regarding video games are based on the idiots who proliferate this fine site, sir.

That makes sense then. If I got my opinion on a hobby based exclusively off of the people on Reddit who are into it, I'd probably think it was for pathetic neckbeards too.

You can't have this criticism while posting in this subreddit.

The experience of watching a contemporary genre film is vastly inferior to playing a modern video game. Why watch "A Cure For Wellness" when you can get inside that world by playing Bioshock?

well aren't you full of niceties

you're on a subreddit for a dead radio show. get over yourself

It's still real to me, dammit. I'm just saying what needed to be say-yed.

At least your post has company.

The last video game system I had was an Atari Jaguar...

Now that was an abortion.

Where did you learn to fly?!

That new Assassins Creed is literally WE WUZ KANGZ edition.

world star hip hop post of the commercial has the best comments

gimme link

The EA one was worse. They had youtubers up on stage blustering through dumb jokes

It's like the Xbox One joined the Nation of Islam.

I didn't say they weren't fun or user-friendly. I said they're overpriced mid-level PCs with proprietary software which is true.

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