Leaving a toilet plunger in toilet after done with it pros/cons?

Go away, Anthony.

Im here not ready to admit im queer.Joe said we should come out together.

Im here not ready to admit im queer. Joe and i have another pact to come out together

im here not ready to admit im queer.Joe and i have another pact to come out together

I throw it in the shower to dry off.

Bam Margera fucked Lyndsi Hughes

I see this new "weekly free-for-all" for what it is: a blatant, shallow attempt to contain our insanity in one easy to manage thread instead of having to deal with several dozen.

Well I'm telling you right now that I post whatever the FUCK I want, and there isn't shit you can do about it. PERIOD.

ME: that's what dese faaawkin' mods don't understand because they're stuck in dis old radio mentality that we feel and scream about! We don't need any bosses around here TRUST ME.

For every post in here we must make 2 Joe Cumia, Schumer, or Patton Oswalt threads.

I've already vowed to increase my shitposting by 30%.

Negus ---- Definition: A royal title in some African languages denoting a monarch.

We WUZ neguses n shit

Selassie I

I'm bored let's finish Opie off.

Opie has giant jiggly breasts.

The Jews are responsible for every bad thing that has happened to you.

They put and kept Gregg Hughes on the air.

Even my psoriasis?

ESPECIALLY your psoriasis.

Thank you. They cause more damage than blacks but people here refuse to listen.

http://imgur.com/EWo44jz.jpg

I think everybody involved with the Opie & Anthony Show (God rest) may have been maladjusted man-children.

Especially the listeners! Folks...

I know this thread is a covert attempt by the Mods to establish a Quarantine Zone on this sub. I am here to say it will not work, I am going to spread my terrible submissions/comments twice as hard now

I asked this last thread, but mods gave me no response and I think even tried to censor my post...

Why does known conman, Daniel "Bobo" Kurland, have his Twitter link the sidebar, the same Twitter used for his scams. Are our mods corrupt and getting kickbacks??

When you make the two one, and you make the inside as the outside and the outside as the inside and the above as the below, and if you establish the male with the female as a single unity so that the man will not act masculine and the woman not act feminine, … —then shall you enter the Sovereignty.

...of course I know that

Im rocking a respectable pubic bush right now

Can I floss with it?

No you sicko

Tease.

i wish julianne moore was my mommy

are you thinking about Savage Grace as well?

ill take anything

Shut up orphan boy.

Chloe.

Where's the best place to buy cheap, reliable memory cards?

TED'S REASONABLY PRICED MEMORY CARD EMPORIUM! 2MB FOR $163.

Muslims have been acting like jerkfaces lately.

Stop this faggot shit mods.

My favorite kinds of peckahs ranked

3) Huge peckahs

2) Fawkin' peckahs

1) Huge fawkin peckahs

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Mexicans smell bad

Patrice said that a good piss is better than a bad blowjob. I would posit that a good shit is better than heroin.

Contrary to popular belief the best shit isnt the one you have after a period of constipation. More often than not you are still massively constipated and you end up struggling to push out a third of the mass sitting inside your colon. You dont feel much better and clean up resembles the La Brea tarpits.

No, the best shit is the shit you have after that initial constipated shit. At that stage everything is starting to flow normally again and thats when you have that shit so massive your insides hurt as your internal organs move back into position.

I also love shitting.

It was Rogan that said the piss blowjob thing by the way.

Bats are really black angels

Dave Chappelles new special in austin texas sucked. The material was watered down; he just spent a lot of time walking around the stage, calling racists stupid, and waiting for laughs. At some point he even insinuates AIDS was a government conspiracy. I don't exactly dislike the guy but at this point he is just cruising on reputation.

At some point he even insinuates AIDS was a government conspiracy.

He's always been that kind of a guy. He just doesn't have writers like Neil Brennan to lean on to pad that shit out now.

Also, Dave Chapelle is currently undergoing his second puberty

Usually comedians use the audience to gauge what is funny/works and what doesnt. He cant do that anymore because retards laugh no matter what. He could stand on stage making helicopter noises for 90 mins and people would lose their shit laughing and calling him a genius

Or chain smoking Newports but he's still one of the best ever, "Oh my God Mickey Mouse is a Mexican!"

I suck nigger dick

Me too

Do you use 'jazz it up' hands Mr. Hughes?

Any of y'all play that Friday the 13th game?

No. Any good?

It's pretty good. Been busy lately haven't had a ton of time to play.

Fuck off with this shit

Fuck the penguins, i hope it rains during their stupid parade.

Sidney Crosby is a faggot. Fuck him

I HATE THIS PLACE NOTHING WORKS HERE THE MEDICATIONS DON'T WORK I'VE BEEN HERE FOR SEVEN YEARS

You sound like Joe Matarese.

On Seroquil.

Im at work sitting under a bridge in the company car. I have to shit but dont feel like going back to the office. Seriously contemplating shitting behind a pylon. That is all.

How can I politely tell my girlfriend that her vagina smells like sushi induced food poisoning diarrhea?

A punch to the clit.

The clits in the butt, right?

Comb her hair gently with a 12 gauge.

The 2017 warriors are the greatest team of all time and LeBron will never be better than Jordan

Ostensibly correct, but, gkxxkciyxymxlhxzlyskzkgzgkzk,kg

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Tattle tale

Tattle tale

Tattle tale

Fuck off kike.

Rat fuck.

Anyone else sick of how "diverse" e3 turned out to be?

LPT: Cocktailing can be an effective way of stretching out your diminishing supplies of narcotics. Running low on cocaine? try cutting it with a little meth and/or take a double dose of pre-workout supplement at the same time. Running low on sedatives? Start with a base of melatonin, then add easy to source sedatives like seroquel or amitriptyline, and top it up with cold water extracted codeine.

Phillies lost another one

Does being a faggot hurt? I am asking for a friend.

hurts ya hineyhole

Soder, Anthony and Colin is a great lineup for the Chip podacast.

I think black people are amazing and contribute to society...because they kill each other.

http://vid.me/taAK