Reminder: Joseph Cumia is a 60 year old man who believes he is a part of a fictional TV biker gang, plays in a shitty failed cover band and pays neighborhood kids to spit in his mouth.
46 2017-06-10 by [deleted]
He also has began paying the children to fart in his face and month as well. Joe got tired of having to carry around jugs of baby feces with him. It's just more simple.
15 comments
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-06-10
He takes a lot of selfies too.
n/a weed_n_titties66 2017-06-10
That selfie of him in the bathroom mirror is sleek, stylish and cool. I'll give Joey credit for that one
n/a Silverfeesh 2017-06-10
Word has it Joe is also a very reliable name reference to use on NAMBLA applications
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-06-10
He doesn't look much like Marlon Brando...
n/a Bluesmoky 2017-06-10
I knew here was something I was forgetting this morning. Thank you for the timely reminder, sir.
n/a weed_n_titties66 2017-06-10
Anytime, peckah.
n/a Joe_Cumia 2017-06-10
He also has an allowance from his brother based on a pact they made when they were just a couple of negro teens. Additionally, he plays in 2 cover bands that are constantly losing gigs because of his blatant racism... Against his own people. Joe is a pathetic excuse for a person
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-06-10
his band is called "white hendrix" because the Kumiyas cannot not think about race
n/a deepdarkz 2017-06-10
And it's not even their race
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-06-10
Its also more likely than not that there was a multi-layered incestuous relationship amongst all members of the Cumia tribe.
n/a Mrpornogoregrinder 2017-06-10
Can someone explain more about his fictional TV biker gang? I know it has to do with sons of anarchy.
n/a DamonTyler 2017-06-10
not really anything more to explain.
Joe belives he is a member of the Sons of Anarchy
n/a Superbad415 2017-06-10
Its actually not a failed cover band. I heard it was quite successful
n/a Rainbowuser13 2017-06-10
Pays?I thought spitting and farting was a free Sevice the neighborhood children provided Joe.
n/a CheeseSocks 2017-06-10
I heard he pays Japanese men to shoehorn his asshole open and vomit into it.