Heart disease was slacking, took long enough for piggy boy to kick the trough

Poor lil' fat kid.

He died from a farmer mistaking him as a cow

His Lil heart just gave out.

He died when his heart copied his work ethic

I didn't think the Down's would take him so quick. Shame :(

An autopsy has concluded an overdose of concentrated garlic butter saw

Eem too young ta die! Eem shoulda not ate so much ham!

Hoagie Boy Rises

Ya kidding?

Do they make coffins that big?

Sure they do, but they won't for him. Ole maple syrup blood will be put to rest in a grande piano crate.

Sex Bagel's bedroom eyes make me erect.

His life partner Baskin Robins has reportedly filed for bankruptcy.