Real talk. Who the fuck is Opie constantly trying to impress?

40  2017-06-10 by Fightingrooster

How does everything just ooze with insecurity? I shouldn't have more confidence than a millionaire

34 comments

His dead mother. Everything he does is about the mom.

She died?

Yeah,I wrote "his dead mother." Good luck reading this reply.

I'm so confused.

Black people steal.

Yeah i thought she was locked away in a nursing home.

It's textbook narcissism. It's really just all his ego.

PhD*

Fuck sake.

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Hole

Digger

Himself.

He's perpetually a child trying to impress the older kids.

Nothing better than mood killer Opie.

I still love listening to Anthony talk about that stuff.

"pissed mist" is the best term to come out of that era.

Piss mist, lover.

The black guy who punched him on the basketball court for saying nigga.

Then again, that guy didn't exist.

New answer: everyone. Especially funny people. Of which he's had dozens on his show, and none of them ever thought much of him.

I hear him and Patrice used to make each other howl on the phone for hours

What a delusional ass.

'Funny people' is the answer to this question for sure.

My mom's like that. People are so clearly obviously just saying whatever sounds nice so they can leave her presence, and she takes every nice-sounding thing literally, and brags about it.

https://youtu.be/eyWsFfd9pqE?t=215

His mother...

His wife. He knows he out of her league.

the "philly crew" and FAWTHER DORIS, which 100% exist and are definitely not scientology thetans that haunt his mental illness-riddled peabrain

Howard

Bams son

He secretly hates himself. He projects so much false confidence, but he knows every dollar he has in the bank Anthony Cumia earned for him. If he never met Anthony he would still be making 20-30 grand a year as some rock jock nobody cares about. He wouldn't have the million dollar apartment or beautiful wife.

without Opie, Anthony wouldn't have thought to pursue radio or ever been given an opportunity in the entertainment industry. He'd be a tin knocking drunk who hates his wife.

HOWS IT FEEL FUCKER?

Hes a dyed in the wool hack from birth he was the kid that would eat bugs or chewing gum from under desks in school "for the show" onto college stuck marshmallows in ass crack to join frat.which was just the start "for the show" stunts there.then on radio where he was trained by the master of hack weese. floundered for some years met Anthony who carried show then kicked dog to death,said we should keep midgets as pets,stomped homeless cake,put baby shit on lips,smashed old crazy ladys guitar her means of making wages,all "for the show"and years of thinking i can do all alone on this without Anthony or Jim.must have been biggest kick in the balls.all the years they did radio is it possible to name one bit or thing he did that stands out as funny

He wants us back.

The mystery when it comes to Opie is the transparency of his insecurity. Most insecure people learn early on how to hide their insecurities from other people and even though they may be fragile messes on the inside, they often come across as calm and collected.

Not Opie.

Even when the facade of a regular insecure person cracks, they feel embarassed about it and get their armor up again as soon as possible.

Not Opie.

Many insecure people have a few people they trust and share their problems with those few people, and if the insecure person is male it's more than likely he's gonna poke fun at himself and semi seriously call himself a faggot.

Not Opie. He's insecurity personified without any of the kindness or thoughtfulness or humor that usually goes along with it. He's like an error of nature.

More of an error of society. Any other career path he'd learn the hard way that you cant be an insecure pussy and make it in life

His boss Jason Ellis.

Have some empathy. Yes, he's a fraud. He's made a career by surrounding himself with talented entertainers and brings nothing to the table but speed bumps to the humorous atmosphere. However very few of us would walk away from that paycheck. I mean, I would. That's because I'm such a stand up guy who could never sell out because I keep it so fucking real all the time.

Bam.

ANYONE.

haha what a sad sad man

What a delusional ass.

'Funny people' is the answer to this question for sure.

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Hole

Digger