Just make sure your asshole and balls are clean, and then make sure her asshole and cunt is clean. Then it's all gravy from there.

Photos of said tits

Dude I thought I was safe once.

I was fucking with this ultra liberal (I'm liberal myself) 23 year old white girl who would attend all the fucking left leaning rallies. I was for sure certain this bitch would never know of my Reddit identity, especially the one I use to frequent this shit hole.

Anyway, I comment on a post about her going to the women's march down in Washington and I make some jokes about it and how I had to end it cause I couldn't take the ultra feminism any longer (wasn't true, just stirring shit for you guys) and this bitch saw that post. This bitch actually saw that it was me and called me out on it and "for the company I keep" as if you scallywags are friends of mine.

I still to this day have zero clue how she found me here. I don't have any other social media accounts. Can't cross reference names. It's very odd to me.

Anyway, she hates me now

That's disconcerting. You must have let something slip somewhere - her seeing a username or seeing an alert on your phone or something.

my advice ? it might get bloody, bring a change of clothes, have an alibi

Get filmed, explicit consent.

get her to ur apartment and place a childs training toilet in the center of the room and make her dump in it in front of u and do not let her leave until she does it

That's a great idea. I should have been using a children's toilet the whole time. I've been spending 40 bucks a week on garbage bags.

That's right. Take no chances when you're doing anal

Take Viagra

This is all a guess work but, she's overweight, desperate, impoverished, with a used up cunt, trawling for young cock on the internet.

Just remember you're better than her.

Nurses have trouble keeping guys because of fucked up hours they work. POF or others of this ilk are littered with nurses.They are also better earners in the white trash world if they are RN`s opposed to lower level trash earners as cosmetology for women and hvac for guys.Everything will go well after she gets her big tits out and reminds you of opie.Then when fucking and need to change positions say out loud Hold on,Hold on,Hold on

My advice is have a back up plan in a dick pill.you have been entered in a contest shes probably fucking different guy every night then going to pick one.if its been year you been tugging on it in a way that her twat tightness is nowhere close and your dick is going to get bored and lay down.happens to best of us.it was while myself and found chick online we sent pics back and forth she was a lot younger she even gave similar shes up for anal too.i meet her she has gained hundred pounds since pic was taken and im not into fatsos but she was into doing this got we undressed i can smell her pissy underwear.she starts blowing me. i bring up anal she pops cock out of her mouth and exact words are "you are not sticking this in my ass" other words she had no intention of going through with it but made it sound like it was too big for her excuse.couldn't keep it up it never happened.on her way out she said maybe because of medication you are on is why i said yeah yeah maybe didn't bother to tell her meds were for my dog. instead of you are fat,smell bad because im regular fucking gentleman.

My advice is to have back up as in dick pill.she entered you in contest she has to be fucking different guy every night and once she finds right fit she will pick him or if she got kids they get to pick new daddy.if its been a year you been beating on it her twat will never be that tight your dick will get bored and fall asleep.happens to best of us.i met one online sent me her pic when i met her she some how gained hundred pounds.stunk like piss,she also gave me the shes into anal then gave me bullshit excuse dick is too big for that. she never was up for it.

What site you use?

http://scorch.site/v/wittysib.webm The late great Sib said it best.

Any chance of a threesome with junior? Make sure you put the diaper back on afterwards to soak up all the blood.

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TSSSS WHAT ARE GETTING FAWKED IN YOUR ASS OR SUMTIN

You should be killed for using the word fam

Tell she was great in Snatched.

Keep things moving, don't wait for her to make any moves - if she's overweight and on a dating site she's probably insecure. If you meet in public first, keep it quick - only one drink, and then get her back to your/her place. If you're meeting privately right off that bat, that's half the battle.

Don't go for the anal on the first night, I wouldn't even mention it. It's good you know she's a dirty whore though, but trying to jam your dick in a stranger's ass day 1 is perhaps setting your sights a bit high if it's been a year.

I say go for the asshole right away with no reserve. Taking chances is how nature dances

I pulled a mom off the inter webs with some tig ol titties who told me within minutes that she loves anal.

Fucked her. Didn't anal it.

What if this is the same gal?