(Serious) What size is everyone's penis

0  2017-06-10 by A_Friendly_Creeper

also known as pecka...I'm 6.23

edit: I'm doing a little rounding up

37 comments

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-10

does it count if I push my pubus fat back?

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-10

sure, why not

n/a  deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-10

6 and 1/8

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-10

not too shabby

n/a  darklydreamingdayln 2017-06-10

They're still usable inches, if you thrust enough.

n/a  eastriverdriveII 2017-06-10

8 3/16

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-10

If we ever wife swapped, I'm afraid I would have a hard time satisfying her :(

n/a  CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-06-10

I'm not giving you jerk off material.

n/a  Naga_Nooch 2017-06-10

I measured it when I was in high school and it was 6 1/2. Now that i'm older and fatter it's probably around 5 1/2 :(

n/a  Single_Action_Army 2017-06-10

Like 6... fawkin' feet.

n/a  JeremyACrosby 2017-06-10

-7.2

n/a  peckabuns 2017-06-10

It used to be a solid 7 but after about 20-30lbs of weight gain I'm sitting at a pathetic 6 and some change.

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-10

Dr Oz once said you gain an extra 1/2 inch per 30lbs of weight loss. I know this because I spent an afternoon once google-ing about penis size

n/a  DaveNone 2017-06-10

Why are you asking faggot?

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-10

oh yea? no, YOU are

n/a  Silverfeesh 2017-06-10

8 1/4 by 5 3/4 around but loads Nagle level disappointing like volcano

n/a  SquamateSquadmate 2017-06-10

30 inches...........FROM THE GROUND!

n/a  ScoobyDoo4U2 2017-06-10

Girth of a Pepsi can

n/a  UnfunnyFaggott 2017-06-10

Never measured it, but I can tell you the first time I ever got head resulted in the girl having a deep belly laugh as soon as she took my dick out. That's a true story. I'm only 29 though, so I'm hoping it's going to get bigger eventually.

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-10

man I'm sorry. My penis continued to grow until my mid 30's so you might be in luck

n/a  Tlk619 2017-06-10

even 6 my friend

n/a  4lexM 2017-06-10

You and me both, partner. Let's hook up.

n/a  Tlk619 2017-06-10

do you have a Hotmail email I can add to my MSN messenger?

n/a  4lexM 2017-06-10

I only use Yahoo messenger, friend. Perhaps we weren't meant to be after all. :(

n/a  Tlk619 2017-06-10

hey man fate will find us

n/a  darklydreamingdayln 2017-06-10

We measure from scrotum or butthole?

n/a  stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-06-10

Havin a micropenis is considered cool now I hear, cuz who wants to have a huge schlong like one of them negros anyway???

n/a  racemic_mixture 2017-06-10

Consider me Miles Davis.

n/a  EdguhMellencamp 2017-06-10

I have a 7 inch penis that is incredibly thick at the base but tapers off at the head to the size of a tic-tac.

n/a  JMueller2012 2017-06-10

I've got a grower not a show 'er

n/a  OswaldTheLucky 2017-06-10

Is this my wife posting?!? I ALREADY FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT AVERAGE IS 3"!!! Can we give it a rest already?

n/a  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-06-10

Mine is 14 hectares per cubit.

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-10

i'm gonna google that and get back to ya

n/a  NoirMagieGateau 2017-06-10

Embarrassingly small with penile papules to make sure I scary every woman away.

n/a  steelygooch 2017-06-10

Fawkin yuge. All the ladies scream when I show it to them

n/a  Billyassman 2017-06-10

Grande

n/a  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-10

.5 inches

shorter than the cosmic background radiation.

n/a  Patmcpsu 2017-06-10

I'm just happy that the metric system was kept to a minimum in the responses.

n/a  opestersmammarydrip 2017-06-10

I am all foreskin. I can stretch it out like a fruit rollup.

n/a  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-10

sure, why not

n/a  darklydreamingdayln 2017-06-10

They're still usable inches, if you thrust enough.