Reminder: The Proud Boys have adopted the "NO WANKS" policy so all the members could save their biggest, frothiest loads for Gavin himself

76  2017-06-09 by Single_Action_Army

Which, amongst those betas, probably amounts to something that looks like a tablespoon of skim milk.

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How long have you had this obsession with cum?

I've seen hidden footage of the higher degree initiation ceremonies. The rumors are true. Imagine a ladder with each higher step getting progressively gayer.

So Sue lightning is like the second or third rung?

One of the rungs is her peckha.

Even the highest degree is a 5 count between. To get into the crips or blood you have to take a gang beating for a count of 13. And that's gangbangers counting to 13, so you could be there all day.

no fap is the dumbest thing.

saving up your jozz just makes you too horny and literally any girl can manipulate you. no nut in the bad keeps your head level. these beta faggots are all going to be at the whim of any hog females because they are so thirsty.

fapping is freedom.

If I don't jack off or have sex regularly I want to murder people. I can go maybe two days without it before I start fantasizing about the deaths of others. Anyone who listens to another man tell them when to jack off is fucking gay.

yikes, you may want to get that checked out.

When I don't cum for a while I think about sex, not murder...

I hope you die.

Have a nice weekend!

Well now I feel bad.

The toxicity in this place is so normalized that you can say "I hope AIDS mutates into an ambulant creature with a penis that rapes your mom while your cuck dad jerks off in the corner with a fleshlight made of brillo pads" and we all read it as "I kinda disagree"

It's too much effort to be that creatively negative all the time, am I right fellas? Why can't we be nice in our hatred of awful radio shows?

Kill yourself.

Sunday's gonna be a scorcher. Make sure to wear sunblock (SPF 30 minimum) and stay hydrated!

Relevant username. LOL!

I hope AIDS mutates into an ambulant creature with a penis that rapes your mom while your cuck dad jerks off in the corner with a fleshlight made of brillo pads

Next Wednesday is World Blood Donor Day.

Why not help a fellow human in need by donating? You'll feel great afterward (if not a little lightheaded), plus the free orange juice doesn't hurt!

I don't want my blood going to blacks :(

Because it's funny stupid

I hope a homeless schizophrenic sodomizes you with a broken vodka bottle

Summer means more yucky humidity, but on the plus side? So long, chapped lips!

Ambulant.

He would be a serial killer if it forced himself to stop masturbating.

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that's definitely true. Fives look like tens when you've gone a week or more without jerking off. But I can't do it in moderation. It's either all or nothing, and I feel shitty if I do it too much because I know I'm only doing it because I can't get laid.

eh im so past the point of doing the dog and poney show for women. id rather beat off and get back to my life.

When they get prostate cancer from not masturbating, they achieve 8th degree status.

I've been on Nofap for about 4 weeks now. I feel the same I think, women aren't all beauty queens to me and I'm not struggling with raging boners. I may be in fact in the middle of what's called a 'flatline'.

People who do nofap often have a big problem with porn and jerking off and waste hours a day/week doing both. Regular sex is the best situation you can be but after that being clean and not edging it to multiple videos of other people fucking in increasing degrading scenarios is where you should be.

This contrarian bullshit of being anti-nofap is stupid as fuck and ignores the numerous benefits of not giving into real addictions and developing skewed attitudes towards sex and women.

It's also just silly. Masturbating is 15 minutes of fun that you can have whenever you want. You'd have to be a complete moron to turn that down.

Who gets frothy loads? You should get that checked out bro.

I get frosty loads. Fawkin' snowpeckah.

If anything, they go sort of gelatinous if you have a three day+ backlog.

Gavin McAnus

if they'd adopted a 'NO WANKERS' policy, they wouldn't exist

Makes sensr

We don't jerk off unless it's within 5 foot of another proud boy/consenting woman

Heard Gavin has a special temperature controlled cum cellar where he stores various vintages of proud boy jizz for special occasions

I want to be a Proud Boy so bad but I just can't stop jacking of to pictures of black men docking. Is this normal?

I hope you die.

The toxicity in this place is so normalized that you can say "I hope AIDS mutates into an ambulant creature with a penis that rapes your mom while your cuck dad jerks off in the corner with a fleshlight made of brillo pads" and we all read it as "I kinda disagree"

It's too much effort to be that creatively negative all the time, am I right fellas? Why can't we be nice in our hatred of awful radio shows?

He would be a serial killer if it forced himself to stop masturbating.