Someone should just head down to skid row and kill every homeless woman out there and save a room full of people from having to hear Patton Oswalt do a set of standup about Star Wars.

Why don't you get a job, Aly? Do you know how bad you smell? You reek of shit, did you know that?

I've lived in a women's shelter with my mom, one time a guy tried to break in with a submachine gun but the cops got him at the gate cuz she tipped them off. I wish she didn't.

Another reason Nick Mullen rules is cuz he straight up just says that stand up sucks and quit doing it. The comedy bubble is as inflated as can be right now and is surely about to burst. Every single comedian has a worthless podcast, they all think they're important (unlike us civilians) and the quantity of specials cheapens everything while the quality of them is pretty much always bad. These guys gotta reconsider the 1 special per year template cause almost all of my favorites like Burr, Norton, and Louie just put out poor to fair forgettable specials nowadays. And to top it off, the spoiled, millennial, sjw cunt culture of open micers/podcasters actually makes me angry and violent

I thought Louie's latest special was pretty good. Otherwise I'm with you, nig.

Only a certain level of comedian, such as Louie, can put out a special each year. I've watched his specials from the past 20 years and didn't see a bad one.

You fucking nailed it. This sums up everything that stinks and stnd up comedy.

I don't want my comment to just be positive so I will think of something to insult you with later and add it into this comment.

Patton Oswalt, armed with Xanax and fentanyl will clear the streets of homeless women real quick.

Brendan Small and Bobcat... I'd go for them.

Your post legitimately made laugh out loud.

Patton Oswalt should be banned from women centers.

It's really distasteful that he's even performing to be honest.

Didn't he smother his drugged wife with a pillow? They might as well have Cosby.

I can say with certainty he killed his wife by giving her a cocktail of Xanax and pillows allegedly.

Permanent housing for homeless women, you say?

Who the fuck are "The editors of Reductress"?

Ugh, why would you do garbage like this, Brendon? You're such a cool guy.
And what's the deal with these fucking women's shelters when about 80% of homeless are men?

How could the creator of Metalocalypse do this to us!

As with most modern feminist events, its over half rich white men.

Women

Supportive

Safe

Those are three words I always associate with comedy.

There shouldn't be a comma between Downtown and Los Angeles

The funny thing is that 75% of the chronically homeless in America are men... But nobody actually gives a fuck. Nobody would ever do a benefit for a homeless men's shelter.

I can say with certainty he killed his wife by giving her a cocktail of Xanax and pillows allegedly.