Show me a little somethin somethin, sweetheart. 😘

You are my one and only. I'm going to send you R$655 via Western Union so you can fly out and be mine. I'll teach you how to cook and clean and wear classy dresses and once you're trained I will take you to high-class shindigs, baby. This will be a real Pretty Woman kind of situation.

Be Chinese again

Please don't.

Knickers upped the gay with this new persona

So this is what music's these days? Thank god i'm stuck in mid 90's to early 2000's in my music listening.

N'Sync, Lil' Jon, Vanilla Ice's heavy metal repackaging--you're right, perfect era.

You went straight for the best didn't you

Sugar ray has good non pop songs and puts on a very good show. Fuck off or sumshit

You sound serious.

More like sugargay

Late 90s/early 2000s was when everything went to shit.

The early 90s were respectable.

It barely has any views. This is just hacky terrible shit even for niggers. Actually popular music has over 100mill views on YouTube.

Can confirm; Niggas ain't fuckin with this shit.

What drug is this music made for?

Mr Cumia. I find you guilty of: being a biker poser, a U2 poser, a child spit lover, being a leach on your younger brother, being a non-stop faggot, and offering absolutely nothing to society.

Impersonating a musician is a crime.

DUN DUN DUN DUN tikatikatsss tikatikatikatss tikatikatikatsss

Christmas in September.

This sub just keeps on delivering.

"The case of venue owner vs. child spit collecting fat fag McNo talent

Ah I didn't realize Joe Cumia was going by his nom de plum. Good choice.

Remember when Sam was completely certain it was nom de pleurre? I wanted to stab him especially violently that day.

He went to college maaan

tss nom de plum how bout nom de peach 2???

I'm all for a good ribbing, but Joe is a really fucking good guitar player. Can we stick to the facts, like how he takes money from his brother in exchange for his step-daughter's pussy?

A good guitar player wouldn't content himself with playing another man's music for a living. Joe has spent years on rote memory, but doesn't have the brain capacity for actual creativity.

After all he is... guilty by association

Some people are builders others are architects.

Joe's a bricklayer.

he's a ditch digger

bricayer takes some skill.

I hope they roll him over with the edit, good & proper

This fucking loser still has "the forever deplorable" as his handle. The election's over. Ol' manicotti tits doesn't need to keep sticking it to Hillary people.

To be fair, it does say "forever"

I don't think his usage of the term deplorable is political, more a self observation.

Manicotti tits is the best thing I've seen here for weeks holy shit

What about spaghetti ears or sumtin???

Wait wait... or how bout pizza nose! Tss

Your upvote was sufficient.

The Eternal Joe

Im quitting kratom so I can live long enough to see this

stay strong, brother

It's the hardest thing u'll ever do

As an observer of kratom, is it worthy ofv trying? I'm a politician and need av way to relax in this age of constant media attention.

He seems excited. I fully expect to be disappointed.

This tweet has 3 more likes than it deserves.

Time-sensitive yumah

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg I can't wait. I'm a grown ass person with family and job and good credit and omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg it's 2nd xmas.

That's how we all feel, minus the part about family and good credit.

You're a grown ass man that just used 'omg' 8 times?

Once should be sufficient for a beheading but 8 must be the magic number to get a pass, I guess.

I'm super excited for this!

He's excited about being one of many cases on a single episode.

Once you appear in the magical box, you've made it!

Of course it's the first segment. The first segment is usually for goofy "let's get this joke out of the way" segments. Retard probably convinced himself first is for poignant, first-amendment-relevant cases.

Of course he has.

He clearly won the case and according to his poorly worded contract he probably should have. He's too fucking stupid to realize that once that footage is available and ready to be turned against him, he is going to lose and lose and lose.

This is what I was thinking. He seems to feel so vindicated that he prevailed because of a contract technicality and is so Ignorant to realize he's going to new viewed as a despicable piece of shit.

Who's DVR has listings for September already?

Court bailiff "next case, U2 Ltd Vs Brother Joe entertainment"

We should take bets on what time he decides to shoehorn in the fact that his brother is has-been famous radio host. You know he can't resist mentioning it every chance he gets.

His brother now controls an entire network that boasts over 600 paying subscribers.

Sticky this shit

Black People's Court

September 14th: Never Forget

I really hope this gets uploaded to Youtube. I have a job and won't be able to catch it on TV.

Then set your dvr Mr. Working man.

Ehh whaddya do there, construction?

Yeah I work a job site, give me a container of coffee I'm happy. These people running around suing everybody meanwhile I'm trying to earn an honest buck.

Hear ya there, pal. Sit me in front of the TV and I'm happy. Call me whatever you want just dont call me late for supper.

Do you think he mentions the Opie and Anthony show or perhaps his brothers unjust firing?

Wonder how conversation went when joe called people court yeah i`m in this band and this fucking moolie got it cancelled.anthony in background telling joe what to say. yeah yeah get that fucking judge wapner cant lose with him he sounds like hes one of us

set my DVR's what?

Please never let the words "people court contacted me" come out of my mouth

TheForeverDeplorable fucking yuck

Oh boy, that sure will be fun.

When Joe is televised winning his case, which he probably will, nobody will mention on social media that a guy who frequently uses the word "nigger" won a case in the prestigious people's court, right? I want to prevent this sort of thing.

Is he appearing on Hanson vs. Predator?

"The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck, whitebread, chickenshit motherfucker"

RemindMe! September 1, 2017 "Child Spit Enthusiast will be on TV"

After all he is... guilty by association

Some people are builders others are architects.