Bill Burr is actually such an Eddie Murphy fan that he took Eddie's advice from the "What have you done for me lately" routine and married Ufufu The Bush Bitch.
so basically he has a deep psychological affection for Patrice to the point where doing benefits wasn't enough, he had to marry someone who looks like Patrice
That's not advice on women, that just advice for getting pussy. Which, who cares?
Patrice ended up with a gold digger who milks his fat black corpse for every last sympathy dime she can get. If he understood women so well, why wasn't he able to find somebody who isn't a scumbag?
He's a fat monster and yet he convinced her to go pull girls for him so they could have threesomes together. Everything he said was completely on point
This is exactly right, as Patrice said a million times, thank god women ain't us.
Who cares about getting pussy? Me, you dummy. I'm in my mid 20s, in my prime years, so fuck off with your negativity. Of course you think his advice was trash, you've never applied it or actually listened to it from the looks of it.
Our instincts to survive and reproduce have allowed life on this planet to continue existing over millions of years despite the extreme obstacles and hardships. We're wired to want to fuck people that will give us children that will be strong enough to have kids of their own. Maslow's hierarchy of needs includes sex with food/shelter as our most basic need for a reason. Human beings are social creatures. That's why people who spend all day inside living through friend simulators (reddit, youtubers etc.) get depressed. We need contact. Physical contact especially. If you withhold affection from a baby, it will die no matter how much nutrients and warmth you give it.
Being wanted and pursued by women, having somebody lust after you is a sign that you have actual worth. Women are attracted to high value men that have influence in the world. If you have a girl that wants to fuck you, especially an attractive one, it does wonders for your self-esteem. That's why who just fuck hookers are no where near as happy as men who have say, multiple FWBs. Getting laid by a women you genuinely wants you is a sign that you're moving up the dominance hierarchy which is what men are programmed to do. Men aren't really pursuing the top of the dominance hierachy much nowadays because of how poorly men are socialised in their childhood and adolescence, which I could go into detail about, but I'm sure you get the point.
It's possible to just give up on women. There are exceptions to every rule. You don't necessarily need them, but having sex with somebody who also wants to fuck you is one of our most viscous primordial motivations.
Dominance hierarchy arises when members of a social group interact, often aggressively, to create a ranking system. In social living groups, members are likely to compete for access to limited resources and mating opportunities. Rather than fighting each time they meet, relative relationships are formed between members of the same sex. Based on repetitive interactions a social order is created that is subject to change each time a dominant animal is challenged by a subordinate one.
I'd rather just have a girlfriend I really like, share interests with and sometimes fuck.
That doesn't make you a nihilist, that makes you a normal human being. The scenario you just outlined doesn't go against anything I said in my comment.
Real question, real answer: because fucking women is one of my favorite past-times. There's no shame in fucking a prostitute if you have no game, but why pay when you can get it so easily for free if you just apply yourself a little?
Well the fact that these ideas have lasted so long may be a testament to their truthfulness. They way those two articles explain their points make so much sense to me, and I notice it IRL so often as well.
I could go on to explain shit that I know and understand about women, but it will fall on deaf ears. Just ask yourself this, do you feel like you understand women and how to get laid or get a girlfriend? Are you completely satisfied in that area and have that totally covered? If you're not, it's because you don't know enough. Simple as that. You need more information.
Alright, well I know that's not true at all but we'll leave it at that. If you have the time and are willing to watch, check out RSDTyler's youtube channel. Particularly his older videos, he teaches things that might help you out.
I'm cool. I have my own process. It's called respecting people and only dating somebody if I've established over a period of time that they're a good person and I like hanging out with them.
Just listened to an old episode of the show from 2005 and Opie was saying it was "hard to talk" to Jim Breuer because he started his own radio show. He was "personally disappointed."
This is honestly one of the worst things I've ever read.
What a fucking prick this man has become. I've stopped listening to his podcast now but anytime he invited that husky voiced twat Nia to talk she killed any humour there was and just talked over him and called him names.
I think in his twisted stupid head he thinks Nia's cunty attitude is adorable and sassy. Bill, you're done and becoming a hateable cunt.
It's like when Jay Mohr said his wife never had any sort of plastic surgery done. It's such an insanely big lie I don't know how to interpret it. She's clearly awful and spends all her time nagging him and giving him shit.
Well, Nikki Cox was nominated for a "Best Comedy Album" Grammy for writing Jay Mohr's special, so she's obviously hysterical.
By the way, do you think Jay Mohr regrets going everywhere and gushing that she was pretty much the comedic brain behind his career over the past few years?
Never trust a comedian's opinion of other comedians. They are too invested in networking to have actual opinions. Pretty sure I've heard Norton describe both kindler and small as good comics, for example
A ton of people have given props to Kindler. My only guess is he is a Jew comedy gatekeeper who makes and breaks people with his influence. I know his fanily is very rich and why else would he get the opportunity to deliver the "comedy state of the union"?
Yeah, like when guys talk about Chris D'Elia like he's fucking George Carlin. Guy has been doing stand up like 5 years. He's Amy Schumer with a cock, and Dane Cook with even less talent.
Remember when she was pissed at him because he was leaving to go to an awards ceremony and then he came back once he realized that it was actually next week. Sounds like she was pissed because her boyfriend couldn't come over
She passive-aggressively bitches about him through hack def comedy jam bits. "You ever notice how these white niggas leave they stanky drawers on the floor? I be like 'this ain't no hotel, cracka, clean yo' shit up.'"
"Women, let's be real fo a hot minute. Ain't no sista trying to fuck a man who's dick look like Beaker from The Muppets. Okaaaaay? Yeah, mah girl over there know. Thas why she laughin. She know."
LOL so damn true. Bill has mentioned how he cleans the house so Nia has nothing to complain about. Not only is he working his ass off but he also does all of the housework so his lazy wife doesn't have to do anything.
This is because she would never take a white man's name. Has nothing to do with feminism or any bullshit like that. I think its the same reason she didn't have his kid. She won't have a white man's child. The bitch is completely psychotic.
"Whats happenin with these crackas and they drumsets? my man, all day, bang bang bang on he drums.. i aint havin it. oh fa'real? that's your drumset?? well this is my baby cause guess what sugar, it sho as hell aint yours! hey hey heeeey!"
Well I don't know about you guys but when I listen to Bill's podcast and Nia comes on. I laugh and laugh and laugh because she's soooooooooooooooooooo funny!
When you have a podcast and your husband tells personal stories for a living, you can't really claim that people don't know you personally because they kind of do. Unless their marriage is just one big Andy Kauffmann style gag, anyone with a brain who has listened to their podcast has kind of figured out what is going on between them.
He said he watched 2 hours of Gotham. He said it was so good he had to watch it all. He said he DVRs it all. He said he had to see the full 2 hours of that. Howard said it's very good. Howard said he likes the people on the show. Howard said one of Beth's cats was adopted by the woman who plays Catwoman on the show
Fuck me.
Who's the bigger cunt: Howard Stern, or the poor sop who writes this shit?
He's also given away his drums, his truck, his dog, his money, he works AND takes care of all the work around the house. And remember when he had to beg and plead to Nia to buy a grill. It's sad listening to his podcast now.
The last time I listened to Bill was around when he first got that dog. Anyway from memory she was the one who bought it and demanded he deal with it. So technically it was hers.
Is she like, a mythological succubus or something? How the fuck does she have this much of a psychological hold on somebody? Like everybody has had relationships were they became kind of faggy for their girlfriend's sake, but this is Jim Jones level shit.
If you remember his older specials, the implication he made was he was worried about being old and single (coming home for the holidays at 40 alone, having to make a choice to become an old creep, etc).
I think he Panicked and matried the first female he met who he knew would say yes.
Maybe he meant within the parameters of female stand-up. Then it's not really as outrageous a declaration as it may seem. The marquee comediennes of today aren't exactly setting the bar to heights that female civilians in all of our lives couldn't reach.
Yes, the only way to get laid is to agree that ugly, gold digging, feminist whores are funny! Although I will say that I'm impressed you've figured out how to use a keyboard or is Bill typing for you?
These halfqueer fatfucks can't stand to see a strong vibrant women in a loving partnership with the father of her beautiful child, or her union with Bill either.
At this point I think we should all be incredibly supportive of Nia's standup career so she can get too confident and comfortable and start bitching about Billy on stage.
Brendan Schaub gets spots at The Comedy Store now. Guys like Ari and Diaz weep when they talk about getting a chance to play at The Store....now, anybody with a podcast can be "a comic" if they draw enough.
Im sure Burr's wife would fill as many seats and be every bit as funny as the last female roast comic you saw.
Its like his brain has gone into some kind of protective self-preservation mode. He's in complete denial and will probably end up having some kind of complete psychotic meltdown.
I've been racking my brain trying to think of some kind of reference to a gorilla standing up/sitting down, but I got nothing so I'll just call his wife an ugly nigger.
Bill Burr is soooooo fucking pasty white, that I'll bet his super sperm overpowered Nias dominant Nubian genes, and that baby was the hue of a baby rat when she shat it out.
He's propping her up for a run at a stand up career. Guarantee she asked Bill to talk her up because she hasn't had luck being an actress or doing anything of note.
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n/a Subeck 2017-06-08
Ugh please tell me he didnt say that
n/a illydelph 2017-06-08
He sure did.
n/a JG0923 2017-06-08
Jesus Christ
n/a Morons_comment 2017-06-08
She's gotta have something for bill to want to raise another man's kid with her.
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-06-08
Bill Burr is actually such an Eddie Murphy fan that he took Eddie's advice from the "What have you done for me lately" routine and married Ufufu The Bush Bitch.
n/a CosmicSlopShop 2017-06-08
Have you met my girlfriend? shes super smart and super funny
n/a hookahreed 2017-06-08
Bill won't be laughing when he's held captive for his jokes and semen on Mars...
n/a SwollenPeckas 2017-06-08
Sure ya did, Bill. Just because you think she's hot shit doesn't mean the rest of us have to.
n/a hookahreed 2017-06-08
Does a flaming pile of shit count as hot shit?
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-06-08
well technically
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-08
Damn, how can civilians even compete?
n/a balancedchaos 2017-06-08
Yeah, I find her henpecking Bill hilarious.
n/a Nia_Gurr 2017-06-08
Remember Joe DeRosa is a professional stand-up comic, so I think I deserve this.
n/a brmlb 2017-06-08
so basically he has a deep psychological affection for Patrice to the point where doing benefits wasn't enough, he had to marry someone who looks like Patrice
n/a DaveNone 2017-06-08
Looks like Patrice with none of the wit, humor and intelligence.
n/a bornrevolution 2017-06-08
or sexiness
n/a thrillated 2017-06-08
or knowledge about how a woman's mind works
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
To be fair, neither of them had that.
n/a thrillated 2017-06-08
You must not have listened to any of his advice on women then. Shit'll get you more ass than a toilet seat.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
That's not advice on women, that just advice for getting pussy. Which, who cares?
Patrice ended up with a gold digger who milks his fat black corpse for every last sympathy dime she can get. If he understood women so well, why wasn't he able to find somebody who isn't a scumbag?
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
He's a fat monster and yet he convinced her to go pull girls for him so they could have threesomes together. Everything he said was completely on point
n/a thrillated 2017-06-08
This is exactly right, as Patrice said a million times, thank god women ain't us.
Who cares about getting pussy? Me, you dummy. I'm in my mid 20s, in my prime years, so fuck off with your negativity. Of course you think his advice was trash, you've never applied it or actually listened to it from the looks of it.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
Why do you give a shit about pussy? Like for real? What point is there?
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
Our instincts to survive and reproduce have allowed life on this planet to continue existing over millions of years despite the extreme obstacles and hardships. We're wired to want to fuck people that will give us children that will be strong enough to have kids of their own. Maslow's hierarchy of needs includes sex with food/shelter as our most basic need for a reason. Human beings are social creatures. That's why people who spend all day inside living through friend simulators (reddit, youtubers etc.) get depressed. We need contact. Physical contact especially. If you withhold affection from a baby, it will die no matter how much nutrients and warmth you give it.
Being wanted and pursued by women, having somebody lust after you is a sign that you have actual worth. Women are attracted to high value men that have influence in the world. If you have a girl that wants to fuck you, especially an attractive one, it does wonders for your self-esteem. That's why who just fuck hookers are no where near as happy as men who have say, multiple FWBs. Getting laid by a women you genuinely wants you is a sign that you're moving up the dominance hierarchy which is what men are programmed to do. Men aren't really pursuing the top of the dominance hierachy much nowadays because of how poorly men are socialised in their childhood and adolescence, which I could go into detail about, but I'm sure you get the point.
It's possible to just give up on women. There are exceptions to every rule. You don't necessarily need them, but having sex with somebody who also wants to fuck you is one of our most viscous primordial motivations.
n/a WikiTextBot 2017-06-08
Dominance hierarchy
Dominance hierarchy arises when members of a social group interact, often aggressively, to create a ranking system. In social living groups, members are likely to compete for access to limited resources and mating opportunities. Rather than fighting each time they meet, relative relationships are formed between members of the same sex. Based on repetitive interactions a social order is created that is subject to change each time a dominant animal is challenged by a subordinate one.
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n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
I'd rather just have a girlfriend I really like, share interests with and sometimes fuck.
Maybe I'm just a nihilist.
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
That doesn't make you a nihilist, that makes you a normal human being. The scenario you just outlined doesn't go against anything I said in my comment.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
That was a joke. I'm trying to keep it light.
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
I don't get it, I'm stupid explain the joke to me
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
It's sarcasm(maybe?) in saying that simply trying to find a girl I like, instead of studying some draconian theory of female psychology is nihilist.
n/a thrillated 2017-06-08
Real question, real answer: because fucking women is one of my favorite past-times. There's no shame in fucking a prostitute if you have no game, but why pay when you can get it so easily for free if you just apply yourself a little?
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
Fair enough.
I just don't care that much. I've never understand why anyone would go out of their way to have sex.
n/a thrillated 2017-06-08
Because it's a million times better than masturbation, lest you've been desensitized by it.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
I just... eh. I'm glad it brings you happiness.
n/a thrillated 2017-06-08
If you mean it... thank you!
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
Your welcome. :)
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
It's just basic manipulation of emotionally vulnerable, likely stupid people. It's not even specific to women.
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
Patrice understood women's nature so well, he actually seemed to intuitively understand things like this and this without even reading about it
If you want to have a successful LTR or be able to successfully manage multiple women, you really need to understand the shit he was talking about
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
That's nonsense.
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
Are sure you have the time to provide your reasoning behind why you think that?
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
It's the same pseudoscience that has been bandied about for decades on the internet and much longer in other formats.
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
Well the fact that these ideas have lasted so long may be a testament to their truthfulness. They way those two articles explain their points make so much sense to me, and I notice it IRL so often as well.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
Nigga, people still believe the earth is flat.
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
I could go on to explain shit that I know and understand about women, but it will fall on deaf ears. Just ask yourself this, do you feel like you understand women and how to get laid or get a girlfriend? Are you completely satisfied in that area and have that totally covered? If you're not, it's because you don't know enough. Simple as that. You need more information.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
I'm fine. I don't have any trouble with women.
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
Alright, well I know that's not true at all but we'll leave it at that. If you have the time and are willing to watch, check out RSDTyler's youtube channel. Particularly his older videos, he teaches things that might help you out.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
Why do you think it must not be true?
n/a frrunkis 2017-06-08
You're trying and failing. You can truly learn this shit, trust me
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
That feels like projecting.
I'm cool. I have my own process. It's called respecting people and only dating somebody if I've established over a period of time that they're a good person and I like hanging out with them.
n/a DaveNone 2017-06-08
Well that goes without saying.
n/a dom6502 2017-06-08
Bill Burr's heart works like Opie's brain
n/a rahtin 2017-06-08
Just listened to an old episode of the show from 2005 and Opie was saying it was "hard to talk" to Jim Breuer because he started his own radio show. He was "personally disappointed."
n/a Proudofyourboy 2017-06-08
This is more accurate than you think
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
Damn is this accurate
n/a DickSlit 2017-06-08
Billy Jean is not my lover, he's just a gullible red headed prick. The kid is not his son.
n/a decmcg 2017-06-08
This is honestly one of the worst things I've ever read.
What a fucking prick this man has become. I've stopped listening to his podcast now but anytime he invited that husky voiced twat Nia to talk she killed any humour there was and just talked over him and called him names.
I think in his twisted stupid head he thinks Nia's cunty attitude is adorable and sassy. Bill, you're done and becoming a hateable cunt.
n/a NLCME 2017-06-08
Same. I was religious on his podcasts but haven't bothered to listen since the abomination was birthed
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-06-08
It's like when Jay Mohr said his wife never had any sort of plastic surgery done. It's such an insanely big lie I don't know how to interpret it. She's clearly awful and spends all her time nagging him and giving him shit.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-06-08
Is she smart too? Smart and funny?
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-06-08
I don't know, but she's probably brave.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-06-08
So brave.
n/a Joemomma101 2017-06-08
Has she ever said one funny thing on his podcast?
n/a Turd---Burglar 2017-06-08
I wouldn't be surprised if eventually she's going to be the hole of Bill's podcast.
n/a NLCME 2017-06-08
Already is =/
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-06-08
Of his bank account.
n/a iSOBigD 2017-06-08
Women are smart and funny you guys, get over it.
n/a truthie 2017-06-08
I don't see anything controversial about this, since there are no funny stand-ups anymore. It could easily be an insult.
n/a brandoniskindadead 2017-06-08
Hmm 🤔
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-08
Vos said this about Bonnie.
Jay Mohr said this about Nikki.
And now Bill.
Maybe he's happy, I hope he is, but I can't ever believe a comic when they say that. It sounds so fake, especially from him.
n/a ptb4life 2017-06-08
at least Bonnie was/is an actual comedian
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-06-08
Well, Nikki Cox was nominated for a "Best Comedy Album" Grammy for writing Jay Mohr's special, so she's obviously hysterical.
By the way, do you think Jay Mohr regrets going everywhere and gushing that she was pretty much the comedic brain behind his career over the past few years?
I think he might.
n/a ptb4life 2017-06-08
yeah, but at least Nikki Cox (currently) looks like a super model
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-08
she looks like a busted sewer grate
n/a ptb4life 2017-06-08
yes, I know. I was doing that thing when you don't say the truth
n/a hookahreed 2017-06-08
Oqieing?
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-08
she looks like a concept car.
n/a ptb4life 2017-06-08
Maybe the one Homer created for his brother.....at best
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-08
wasnt it the last ditch effort to save their marriage
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-06-08
Never trust a comedian's opinion of other comedians. They are too invested in networking to have actual opinions. Pretty sure I've heard Norton describe both kindler and small as good comics, for example
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-08
reminder that nick "the don" dipalo once said kindler is the shit
n/a jimmy_streamkar 2017-06-08
A ton of people have given props to Kindler. My only guess is he is a Jew comedy gatekeeper who makes and breaks people with his influence. I know his fanily is very rich and why else would he get the opportunity to deliver the "comedy state of the union"?
Schinkelboutit
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-08
Yeah, like when guys talk about Chris D'Elia like he's fucking George Carlin. Guy has been doing stand up like 5 years. He's Amy Schumer with a cock, and Dane Cook with even less talent.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-06-08
He better have never kissed Ralphie May's fat ass.
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-06-08
Agreed. Anyone who thinks Schumer and Papa are funny has questionable values, to be sure.
n/a sumant28 2017-06-08
I find Tom Papa funny when he's doing stand up
n/a KnickedUp 2017-06-08
He's on the road 25 weeks of the year... so he can only see her half the year, max.
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
Remember when she was pissed at him because he was leaving to go to an awards ceremony and then he came back once he realized that it was actually next week. Sounds like she was pissed because her boyfriend couldn't come over
n/a KnickedUp 2017-06-08
You think she is cucking ole Billy Red Nips?
n/a CoolerKing37 2017-06-08
Tom Arnold 20 years ago is the only person who could say it without being full of shit.
n/a truthie 2017-06-08
It's the only thing he can lie about to prop her up. He can't say she's beautiful, industrious, smart or accomplished.
n/a insertclevereference 2017-06-08
Strong, I bet she's strong.
n/a NormMcdongloads 2017-06-08
she was bred for it
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-06-08
Oh she strong... she fukt up dat foo antony cumio in time sqares so bad he needed ups
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-06-08
You get stronger protecting blood diamonds.
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-06-08
Or white.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-08
She is more likely to be Caucasian than in any way funny.
n/a Ghostdog2041 2017-06-08
Oh, that made my day. She has ruined Burr. He got rid of his truck, his drums, and his fucking dog because she told him to.
n/a xyniphis 2017-06-08
He's also gonna give up the house and most of his future earnings as well.
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
He also takes care of all the work around the house because she's too much of a strong, independent woman to do anything!
n/a Ghostdog2041 2017-06-08
Oh, right! He tried to fuss at her about turning the water line off, but she wasn't having it. I forgot that!
n/a MackZiggy 2017-06-08
Wait did he really get rid of his drums?
n/a Ghostdog2041 2017-06-08
Out of the house, yes. He said he goes to a studio for drum time.
n/a MackZiggy 2017-06-08
That is depressing. He sounds so gleeful when he talks about drumming.
n/a Ghostdog2041 2017-06-08
He talked about his truck in pretty glowing terms too on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffe.
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-06-08
So it turns out that Patrice was the fat, black Jiminy Cricket of the comedy world.
n/a Frankwasbetter 2017-06-08
Nia walks into the living room, " a lot of white people in here tonight".
n/a Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2017-06-08
She passive-aggressively bitches about him through hack def comedy jam bits. "You ever notice how these white niggas leave they stanky drawers on the floor? I be like 'this ain't no hotel, cracka, clean yo' shit up.'"
n/a KnickedUp 2017-06-08
"Ladies, lets talk about fire-red pubes on the bathroom floor? Can we...puh-leeeeeeze?"
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-08
lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss
n/a MattMattMatthew 2017-06-08
"Women, let's be real fo a hot minute. Ain't no sista trying to fuck a man who's dick look like Beaker from The Muppets. Okaaaaay? Yeah, mah girl over there know. Thas why she laughin. She know."
n/a hahfdjahdfsja 2017-06-08
"white people leaving on a comedy tour all be like, please feed the baby, clean up the house a little, go easy on my credit cards..."
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
LOL so damn true. Bill has mentioned how he cleans the house so Nia has nothing to complain about. Not only is he working his ass off but he also does all of the housework so his lazy wife doesn't have to do anything.
Damn, Bill Burr is a pussy now
n/a AryanAnomaly 2017-06-08
This is because she would never take a white man's name. Has nothing to do with feminism or any bullshit like that. I think its the same reason she didn't have his kid. She won't have a white man's child. The bitch is completely psychotic.
n/a fish_flower 2017-06-08
"I tell em nigga pleease my mama need a new house"
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-06-08
Where my black folks at? There so many white people, I feel like I'm at a rally for the klan! It's ok white people. I'm not here to rob you!
n/a SomeLeakage 2017-06-08
The most groundbreaking material since "Eddie Murphy Raw."
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-06-08
"AHHHHH MY MAN LAUGHIN' CAUSE HE KNOW!"
n/a GraphOrlock 2017-06-08
"Too many white people? Funny how nobody ever says 'not enough black people'."
Anthony Jeselnik during the Mike Tyson roast
n/a pbpble 2017-06-08
"How many y'all llike sex? Ah, my man laughing cuz he know he ain't gettin any."
n/a PassProtect15 2017-06-08
How many y'all like sex?
n/a bruppa 2017-06-08
"Whats happenin with these crackas and they drumsets? my man, all day, bang bang bang on he drums.. i aint havin it. oh fa'real? that's your drumset?? well this is my baby cause guess what sugar, it sho as hell aint yours! hey hey heeeey!"
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-06-08
Well I don't know about you guys but when I listen to Bill's podcast and Nia comes on. I laugh and laugh and laugh because she's soooooooooooooooooooo funny!
n/a masterofevolution224 2017-06-08
and smart too!
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
Don't forget strong and independent!
n/a clay-davis 2017-06-08
Brave. Fierce.
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-06-08
I should add I cannot verify the quote. I don't listen to Stern, I only listen to funny shows.
n/a xyniphis 2017-06-08
45 mins of commercials followed by 45 mins of wig talk not your cup of tea?
n/a KnickedUp 2017-06-08
I like when they play 20 old clips from the 80's before the show comes back from commercial.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-08
so the sam show?
n/a JoeKhurr 2017-06-08
He means in the ape sense, this animal is a real riot.
n/a Zombied77 2017-06-08
Its funny when they put on human clothes and smoke cigarettes n shit
n/a DryTeeth 2017-06-08
Boy....she sucked all the reality & pride out of his rotten irish pecker.
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
2010 Bill was a goldmine, 2017 Bill is just sad. Like an empty shell of what used to be
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-06-08
I'd be afraid that silverback would suck me inside out with that mouth.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-06-08
So moving to California has increased his levels of delusion that much?
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
Yep
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-06-08
Jumpin' Jeff Farmer
n/a allenricketts 2017-06-08
It's almost as if no one here knows her personally.
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-08
I met her when she was working at the Bronx Zoo many years ago
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-06-08
When you have a podcast and your husband tells personal stories for a living, you can't really claim that people don't know you personally because they kind of do. Unless their marriage is just one big Andy Kauffmann style gag, anyone with a brain who has listened to their podcast has kind of figured out what is going on between them.
n/a allenricketts 2017-06-08
This is how stalkers think.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-06-08
I have never once listened to their podcast. I'm just using logic.
n/a allenricketts 2017-06-08
I didn't say you are stalking them, I'm just saying that's the logic stalkers use.
n/a grocery_man 2017-06-08
Have you heard her on his podcast? She is terribly unfunny.
n/a cirryus 2017-06-08
Possibly he's happy, I only listen to Bill's podcast and Nia comes on.
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-06-08
"Me-undies, Me-undies. No more sw*OH MY GOD! NIA! PUT DOWN THE BABY NIEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!"
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-06-08
Here's a detailed description of the interview, scroll down to 9:10 http://www.marksfriggin.com/news17/6-5.htm#wed
n/a GraveJ 2017-06-08
Fuck me. Who's the bigger cunt: Howard Stern, or the poor sop who writes this shit?
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-06-08
He missed out on a decade of hot pussy for her
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
He's also given away his drums, his truck, his dog, his money, he works AND takes care of all the work around the house. And remember when he had to beg and plead to Nia to buy a grill. It's sad listening to his podcast now.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-06-08
She probably purposely ruins his orgasms to get her sick kicks
n/a Proudofyourboy 2017-06-08
I can't believe he has to do all the house work. We need to yell at his friends.
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
He's even talked about how his friends give him shit for doing all the work. His excuse is "well now she has nothing to complain about."
n/a undersight 2017-06-08
The last time I listened to Bill was around when he first got that dog. Anyway from memory she was the one who bought it and demanded he deal with it. So technically it was hers.
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
Bill loved that dog within the first week he got it. He's had that dog for years and talked about how devastated he was when he had to give it away.
n/a AnonCauseSJWsDoxx 2017-06-08
This is the worst emotional abuse a woman can put a man (with whom she doesn't have a kid) through.
n/a UpperclassmanKuno 2017-06-08
Stand up comedy funny
Bowling shoe ugly
n/a Every1ShouldBKilled 2017-06-08
He's finished.
n/a boogsuge 2017-06-08
This is not the way a person should start the day. Ruined before it even began
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-06-08
Is she like, a mythological succubus or something? How the fuck does she have this much of a psychological hold on somebody? Like everybody has had relationships were they became kind of faggy for their girlfriend's sake, but this is Jim Jones level shit.
n/a ucfgavin 2017-06-08
No prenup
n/a jofreal 2017-06-08
She must have a magical pussy.
n/a lemskroob 2017-06-08
If you remember his older specials, the implication he made was he was worried about being old and single (coming home for the holidays at 40 alone, having to make a choice to become an old creep, etc).
I think he Panicked and matried the first female he met who he knew would say yes.
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n/a Toss__Pot 2017-06-08
IF that was true, she'd have a career other than gold-digging
n/a jofreal 2017-06-08
Maybe he meant within the parameters of female stand-up. Then it's not really as outrageous a declaration as it may seem. The marquee comediennes of today aren't exactly setting the bar to heights that female civilians in all of our lives couldn't reach.
n/a KnickedUp 2017-06-08
Jim Noton probably the funniest of the bunch..that aint sayin much for comediennes.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-06-08
Jim Norton with a close second Vic Henley in my opinion.
n/a GotobreakChip 2017-06-08
ITT: Neckbearded kissless virgins outraged over someone's healthy relationship
n/a NLCME 2017-06-08
Oh hi Billy! Stopped listening to your podcast since you hired your ape wife as the hole... Glad you stopped by to say hello here tho! Good day sir!
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-06-08
haha oh man this one really stings because it's funny and accurate!
n/a Coptek91 2017-06-08
Yes, the only way to get laid is to agree that ugly, gold digging, feminist whores are funny! Although I will say that I'm impressed you've figured out how to use a keyboard or is Bill typing for you?
n/a opestersmammarydrip 2017-06-08
No not kissless thank you, I've enjoyed passionate exchanges with my Mother regularly. Who's feelin silly now pal?
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-06-08
Who hasn't?
n/a urfaceisa 2017-06-08
This.
These halfqueer fatfucks can't stand to see a strong vibrant women in a loving partnership with the father of her beautiful child, or her union with Bill either.
n/a 2468Aidan 2017-06-08
Strong, I hope he is, but I can't say she's soooooooooooooooooooo funny!
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-06-08
At this point I think we should all be incredibly supportive of Nia's standup career so she can get too confident and comfortable and start bitching about Billy on stage.
n/a McGowan9 2017-06-08
She must be saving her good stuff. Every time she makes an appearance on his podcast she's an overbearing, humourless, awful shrew.
n/a kevin121312 2017-06-08
Nia: You better tell Stern that you married me for my sense of humor or don't even think of watching Lamar Odom fuck me while you edge, again!
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-08
HOW MANY YALL LIKE SEX
n/a opestersmammarydrip 2017-06-08
meesa like de sexx bawwsss
n/a pleasehelpkpopme 2017-06-08
Stand up and leave comic level funny
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-08
I am gay now
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-06-08
asl?
n/a Anarox 2017-06-08
ICQ numbah?
n/a Cumia_Box 2017-06-08
All the ladies who ain't nevah let they man handle they business say "Ayyyy". Yo how you mufukas doin y'all? You ever make a man kill his dog, dawg?
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-06-08
Then get her to start opening for you Billy boy.
n/a lispychicken 2017-06-08
"and that stand up comic, Doug Benson"
n/a poppalopalov 2017-06-08
He meant to say that she looks like Charlie Murphy
n/a Xamtor 2017-06-08
Nia "Hamburger" Burr.
n/a jofreal 2017-06-08
Sit-down-on-the-bus level uppity.
n/a Jackatard 2017-06-08
....and has horse-teeth level gums.
n/a fish_flower 2017-06-08
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
n/a BellyFullOfSwans 2017-06-08
Brendan Schaub gets spots at The Comedy Store now. Guys like Ari and Diaz weep when they talk about getting a chance to play at The Store....now, anybody with a podcast can be "a comic" if they draw enough.
Im sure Burr's wife would fill as many seats and be every bit as funny as the last female roast comic you saw.
n/a AryanAnomaly 2017-06-08
Its like his brain has gone into some kind of protective self-preservation mode. He's in complete denial and will probably end up having some kind of complete psychotic meltdown.
n/a RealTonySchiavone 2017-06-08
I've been racking my brain trying to think of some kind of reference to a gorilla standing up/sitting down, but I got nothing so I'll just call his wife an ugly nigger.
n/a RichVoszChutzpah 2017-06-08
Bill Burr is soooooo fucking pasty white, that I'll bet his super sperm overpowered Nias dominant Nubian genes, and that baby was the hue of a baby rat when she shat it out.
n/a urfaceisa 2017-06-08
Well he's not wrong. I probably have laughed at Nia more then I have laughed at many stand up comics that I have seen.
Hell, I've probably laughed more just from him saying this then I have laughed at quite a few stand up comedians.
n/a porsalin 2017-06-08
He's propping her up for a run at a stand up career. Guarantee she asked Bill to talk her up because she hasn't had luck being an actress or doing anything of note.
n/a AnonCauseSJWsDoxx 2017-06-08
She's already sick of being a mom.
n/a thebedshow 2017-06-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK4p9Sp7aGk
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-08
"And then I divorced her and married a soulsucking shrew."
n/a fashanoo 2017-06-08
I love these 'let's trash Nia' threads
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n/a GiygasFetus 2017-06-08
There is no way he said that. No fucking way.
n/a AssholeinSpanish 2017-06-08
Oh he's going the Jay Mohrs route. Soon enough he'll be crediting Nia for his specials and then breaking down in tears on the Monday Morning Podcast
n/a MiniChipper 2017-06-08
The divorce is imminent.
n/a KnickedUp 2017-06-08
Jim Noton probably the funniest of the bunch..that aint sayin much for comediennes.
n/a allenricketts 2017-06-08
This is how stalkers think.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
To be fair, neither of them had that.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
Fair enough.
I just don't care that much. I've never understand why anyone would go out of their way to have sex.
n/a TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-06-08
It's sarcasm(maybe?) in saying that simply trying to find a girl I like, instead of studying some draconian theory of female psychology is nihilist.