The real question is will Bobo be using his mom's GoFundMe money to buy 180 tickets to the event?

How humiliating for everybody involved

I don't get it. That picture of Anthony is so inviting.

I just attempted to order 25 tickets and it allowed me to, meaning, at least 25 tix are left. Cumia stinks.

125 are probably left.

I don't know who any of those people are.

I'm going to try to convince/manipulate an old sexting acquaintance to get back into it with me tonight; that is still somehow less pathetic than the Comedians of the Compound show. I have no regrets.

That is a putrid show. $25 with a two drink min.

It's $28 because of a $3 "service fee".

Those fags shouldn't be able to sell out a room that holds more people than a sedan. They suck ass.

anyone remember the cumio comic con thing

My sedan holds 4 in the back, 2 if you're fat

25 dollars to watch 3 open MICers and the brother of a guy riding someone elses coat tails. Awesome. Should be a wonderful night for all three proud boys attending

Don't forget the two item minimun. I've only ever been to free shows that had a minimum, is that a normal thing? To charge for the tickets AND have a two item minimum?

Haha what a bunch of jewy shyster fucks. A two item minimum to watch a shock jock whose star faded long ago and a handful of people nobody outside of the Jersey area has ever heard of.

literally every comedy club has a two drink minimum

Literally?

virtually

I should've mentioned I've only ever been to free comedy shows.

In that case this one should be free.

I had the displeasure of visiting such a place last year. Nowhere else in the world do they try to jew their customers like that.

wow thats way too much fucking money. the vos roast is the same price and so much more badaas

You don't think it's worth all of that money to watch The Sopranos supporting cast try their hand at comedy while Anthony goes 'EEEYYYEAAAHHH HAHAHHA THE THING YOU JUST SAID!"?

someone on this sub: "Looks like a Syrian election poster"

Poster produced in MSWord '98

You spelled "tickets are all available" wrong.

You spelled tickets are available wrong

You spelled tickets are all available wrong

You spelled "tickets are all available" wrong.

Was kind of banking on this to be the new Traveling Virus. What a bummer.

a buncha dudes who get mediocre reactions in NYC not being able to sell out a show in bumfuck Long Island? crazy

FAWWWWK, is that tonight? I was going to do nothing instead. I already have plans.

Well, for the other 125 of you, don't forget, "Save $1.00 on your order by sharing this event with your friends at checkout! "

It's like Mt Rushmere with a giant zombie head