A redditor from /r/standup actually wrote and performed this song about "Adulting"

8  2017-06-08 by Ant_Sucks

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Couldnt make it through. But I will commend him on having a highly cuttable throat.

One can only hope that the flex pipe of that stove has a leak, and this faggot decides to celebrate his brilliant set with a cigarette aftwards.

You wanna know what it's really like to be an adult? Try pushing your best friend's brains back into his skull in the middle of some godforsaken shithole rice paddy in Vietnam.

Bill Burr just said the same thing almost on F is for Family, except it was intestines and a stomach.

I been Schumered!

The faggot thinks he is Bo Burnham

darian lusk is a twat

This guy is not great.

Why can't ISIS carry out their worldwide jihad on faggots like this first?

This answers the question of "what would Travis be like if he was a cunt"