Are there any pictures of Sam smiling available on the internet? My suspicion is his teeth are more fucked up than his everything else

6  2017-06-07 by [deleted]

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not an english speaker? kys ya commie fuck

What does he have to smile about? He's killing himself with an all chicken tendies diet, he looks like Richard Simmons fucked a caveman, he sucks, this is as good as his career is ever going to get, his baby probably isn't his, WWE is never going to give him a full time job, he's buying sneakers as investment instead of stocks. I don't know how he doesn't kill himself TBH fam.

But his face is so gross you don't even notice.

Yeah it's like a 1000 pound guy gaining 50 lb's, who is really going to notice.

Haha even his teeth suck

There we go. Thanks. I was genuinely looking for an image to make my own judgment. It seems people thought I was just bashing him

Every pic I´ve seen involves a closed mouth. Every single one of his teeth are a different length. The best I can say is his teeth aren´t terribly yellow

Crusty juggler.

Damn. Even his eyebrows are thinning.

No, but his wedding pictures are.

He looks malnourished as a motherfucker. The nearest he ever gets to fruit is sitting next to Jim everyday.

HEYOO!

Sometimes and upvote isn´t enough to show gratitude. One needs a comment too

He has a big Strahan gap in the front.

If ya not an inglush speaka fawkin whut r ya a tweeta or a sub woofaz or sumptin

Black people don't smile in photos