Estimated to have lived around 4000 years BC, this creature was able to steal not only the job of its former employer but also, as this new research confirms, it could sprout similarly shaped man-tits.

26  2017-06-07 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

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Truth is stranger than fiction.

Wonder if he lactates when the baby cries

I lactate from my penis when babies cry

He looks like a badly made 1950s wax work of a caveman.

he tamed the flame and tamed the mic.

Body by tendies

When threatened, it releases large clumps of brittle, dry hair.

The first "man tits reptile" perhaps ?

Cro magnon

The global elites are evolving. False tits operation.

That hair is really a bad choice.

analysis also seems to indicate that the non-mitochondrial DNA from recovered specimens is from a different race that would cuckold the patrilineal component of the tribe - the bull that would impregnate the females most frequently of African origin.

His eyes seem to be sinking into his head. Why?

I think his bones are dissolving.