Ants Luscious And Luxurious Mane From A Few Years Back

31  2017-06-07 by EncinoEscobar

38 comments

Is this photoshopped? Why does he look extra grotesque in this?

He makes Adam Carolla, who is normally the ugliest guy in the room, look like the sexiest man alive he's so fucking ugly.

the blacks in that photo could be half-white.

Ant is full breed north african.

The top of his head looks like my taint.

I think the follicles were body hair that was grafted. So it probably is.

Individually placed Brillo pads.

I'm not a smart man, but I know well enough not to click an unmarked .jpg when it's to a reply about looking like a taint.

What kind of faggot is afraid to see a hairy taint

I'm not a smart man, but I know well enough not to click an unmarked .jpg when it's to a reply about looking like a taint.

you can see his skull under his "hair"

Daycare Lady head

How many blue button up, short sleeved shirts and black t-shirts does this guinea own?

Not many. He never went clothes shopping again after Jill burned all of his clothes in his fire pit. So he has 3 button up shirts, 5 t-shirts, a few pairs of jeans and a suit for court.

How many t-shirts did not come from Rockstar games?

Uhhh.....I think he has a TACS logo shirt.

They had any left?

He kept the original print because it was so legendary. He stopped wearing it because he plans on giving it to the Smithsonian.

There's plenty of shirts left under 4XL.

Yeah, but don't forget all of those hilarious Greggshells T-shirts!

IGNORE THIS, THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN /u/anthonycumiashow, comment???

I didn't think it was possible, but Ant makes Adam Corolla look handsome in comparison.

It will never cease to amaze me that this is a man who spent much of his 20 years of broadcasting making fun of others' looks. He is truly a vile looking human being.

Aryan Master Race, everybody...

What do they call those black people like Uncle Ruckus who are super against black people and black culture and suck up to the white man? Is that an Uncle Tom? Because that's what Anthony is. A gross black man who latched onto white culture.

Uncle Tom isn't strong enough for that kind of black person. An Uncle Tom is more like a black guy who really wants to fit in with white people so "acts white." Uncle Ruckus has extreme self hatred. I don't know what they'd call that.

Remember the Mangria!? Its for when you want to drink peach pear sangria, but don't want to be stomped out by strangers for being a complete faggot. What a product!

If Leonard Cohen saw this he'd write a concept album called "crown of pubes"

Carolla looks like he has terrible breath.

He said once to Dr. Drew he doesn't use soap and just showers under hot water. When asked why he said "hygiene products are a made up industry."

He looks like Junkrat from Overwatch.

It's just another one of Anthony's Seinfeld references.

Bea Arthur wore it better.

He really looks like a puppet that someone forgot about and left on a chair in the sun.

It makes the same sound as grass on the Serengeti baking under the noonday sun.

He looks like a long lost Marx brother. The man made pubefro compliments the pock marks on his face.

I think he cleaned my toilet bowl

Harpo Marx lookn

"I'm lookin like pauly walnuts over here, I need to go down to john sahhhhaaaag" god I love that bit Every time