Jimmy's jimmies are in a jam with Jack.

I fully expect things to make the front page of CNN.

Jery jood!

What did Jack do?

Jim's phone argument strategy (I haven't listened to today's show yet):

• calling them sweetie
• calling them lil bitch
• "dude, dude, dude, I'm telling you that you're incorrect"
• "you're being dishonest dude..."

I thought I'd have more but, I can't remember his other goto lines.

Baby boy

contextuality of language or some shit is another

"Dude don't pretend you don't know exactly what I'm saying. We have the commonality of language"

Ugh

*commonality

God, you just know that that's how he settles his arguments in real life too

I was listening to an old O&A show where the caller wanted to argue with Jimmy on air and was beating him in the debate so badly Jimmy literally kept telling the staff to drop the call.

The one where opie didn't hang up and then jim pouted and pushed theic away? I member

Jack was brain dead, but Jimmy sounded equally stupid.

Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a man
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey

The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They tried and tried and tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied

But they couldn't stop Jack, or the waters lapping

And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy

He burned his dick off! Ahhh goooooshe!

Jack was being a loud retard. "We're all just sitting back relishing at the libtards eating each other up"

Oh shut the fuck up Jack you line towing faggot.

I like that he got under Jimmy's skin, but still, he really came of like a typical 4chan edelord douche.

How are the "libtards" eating each other up? Last I checked, Trump's approval rating is 37%, Congress, which is lead by the Republicans has an approval rating of 30%, Trump and his associates are being investigated for colluding with Russia, the congressional Republicans failed to pass any meaningful legislation, etc.

No wall. ISIS still exists. Obamacare still in place. Muslims can still travel to the US. No tax plan in place. Trump has failed on fulfilling his promises.... the ones that he said he could fulfill the first day in office.

Republicans own the three branches of government and have somehow made themselves look worse than the Democrats who just lost an election they should have won.

The Democrats are eating themselves, they are sitting back and eating a figurative bowl of popcorn while watching the Rpublican Party implode.

If we keep talking about politics this board is going to go to shit. It's just boring. Sherrod Small is a fat-tongued idiot.

I don't know a single liberal person who says the Democratic party is united right now. By comparison, the Republicans look very united.

I eEnjOI yOUr hOt TaKe

Really?

This is the dumbest thing I've read on Reddit in quite awhile. And that's saying something.

You have a dumb fucking face

Republicans own the three branches of government and have somehow made themselves look worse than the Democrats who just lost an election they should have won

That's because of the kikes in the media.

i dont even care if i agree, this is a massively faggot thing to write

I believe the term is 'faggoted'

But he said he was gonna make America great again :(

Jack was a braying moron.

Ways to argue with Jim: concede on small points. Just like dealing with a child.

Even more than when he flipped out on the feminist or the "DO DA BIT" faggot Cali caller? I'm rubbing my hands together like a jew for the on-demand.

After 5 minutes of Burr being in the studio, Jim says "We only have 8 minutes left."

How much time did Burr spend with Howard?

This really is a pity appearance on Jim & Sam, despite the fact that he broke his stones on O&A and came up with Jim and the rest of the Cellar comics.

Jimmy should have kept cool and carried on like England does except in the event of a terrorist attack...

No