hey, but she's that new pretty "comedienne" chick with the short skirt and heels that does raunchy jokes and "TELLS IT LIKE ITS IS".
)
or was that Silverman? ,.....Handler.?? ...ILIZA???.....Kelsey Cook???...Schumer
(man, just SO MANY amazing female talents telling it like it is)
He probably feels as if any woman who has fucked him and then realized it won't help their career and is still willing to talk to him must be best friend material for humoring him. He's an ugly guy.
It's his biology from his ancestors genes. He is literally built like a oyster with no shell, what other mechanism does he have other than to be an orbitor?
500 years ago another clam-like person with Norton's build did not have the means to battle it out. They had to create their own mechanism to get along in life. They orbit around better things, almost like a parasite.
That was his role on opie and anthony, he orbits all of his friends careers and even the people he gave a start to. of course he will be the type to be besties with his ex. I will assure you she has told him stories about some hot fuckin she had and he edged for 14 hours about it.
I have spit of phlegm that had more muscle definition than Norton. He makes the perfect male orbitor besties for a hot girl to have. he has bills and can give attention and she can tag him along.
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n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-06-07
Has she given a cameo on Brooklyn 9-1-1 yet?
n/a Sanderrankonk 2017-06-07
Carmody, not Peretti, is likely the one cucking him.
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-06-07
He probably congratulates her after she gets fucked by her new boyfriend and then offers to clean the cum out with his tongue.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-06-07
I don't think she'd even let him do that.
n/a deepdarkz 2017-06-07
To be perfectly fair that is a lot to ask
n/a Necro1983 2017-06-07
she lets him clean off the leftovers off her boyfriend's dick, that's about it.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-06-07
He should be physically assaulted daily just for existing
n/a Crownenberg 2017-06-07
The chip podcast is the only thing that redeems his existence at this point
n/a mcb84 2017-06-07
Chip is officially unironically funnier than Jim at this point
n/a YourMomIsATroll 2017-06-07
Carmody is the worst. Remember her failed podcast? Me either.
n/a IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2017-06-07
hey, but she's that new pretty "comedienne" chick with the short skirt and heels that does raunchy jokes and "TELLS IT LIKE ITS IS". ) or was that Silverman? ,.....Handler.?? ...ILIZA???.....Kelsey Cook???...Schumer
(man, just SO MANY amazing female talents telling it like it is)
n/a comic630 2017-06-07
Oh wow. That sounds so progressive and funny. I hope they talk about their PUSSY and how many guys and how much blood comes in and out of it.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-06-07
sir, are you trying to say that empowered female comics from NYC and LA base 98 percent of their act around their sewer stink hole?
n/a comic630 2017-06-07
While correctly inferring my gender. That was highly transphobic.
And yes. All they have to go on is what goes in and out of their holes.
n/a Lish_fips89 2017-06-07
Kelsey Cook is a realtor attempting comedy.
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-06-07
Even his plugola plugs and guilting Colin and Bobby into appearing on it couldn't help.
n/a havingmadfun 2017-06-07
Oh with the original show name, carmody central?
n/a emitpeels89 2017-06-07
But what about quantum computers
n/a GregoryPecker_97 2017-06-07
Carmody Central. YUCK!. Jim really is a weird. He gets what he deserves in women.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-07
It's a pretty beta move.
But then Jim is a pretty beta person.
n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-06-07
He's not at all beta dude, have you heard his angsty edgy rants about the inconveniences air travel?
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-06-07
But it's a highly convenient form of travel compared to the alternatives.
n/a Lokque 2017-06-07
The phrase beta is a cataclysmic undersell.
I believe the term you're looking for is Omega Male.
n/a maloonigans 2017-06-07
low t beta cuck
n/a BagOfShite 2017-06-07
Which ex?
His co-conspirator in the Great Chip Cartoon Heist or the one who traded him in for the Basketball-American?
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-07
He probably feels as if any woman who has fucked him and then realized it won't help their career and is still willing to talk to him must be best friend material for humoring him. He's an ugly guy.
n/a rahtin 2017-06-07
It worked for Schumer
n/a IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2017-06-07
that.....
ALSO.....his fucking faggotty 'Coy Jimmy' routine where he and "uhhhh........uh friend and I met up in 'X' city to do 'Y' activity.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-06-07
No, his worst attribute is being a door mat for ham planet
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-06-07
It's his biology from his ancestors genes. He is literally built like a oyster with no shell, what other mechanism does he have other than to be an orbitor?
500 years ago another clam-like person with Norton's build did not have the means to battle it out. They had to create their own mechanism to get along in life. They orbit around better things, almost like a parasite.
That was his role on opie and anthony, he orbits all of his friends careers and even the people he gave a start to. of course he will be the type to be besties with his ex. I will assure you she has told him stories about some hot fuckin she had and he edged for 14 hours about it.
I have spit of phlegm that had more muscle definition than Norton. He makes the perfect male orbitor besties for a hot girl to have. he has bills and can give attention and she can tag him along.
n/a Lish_fips89 2017-06-07
He is a lil fruit.
n/a zealot416 2017-06-07
Why are you still listening to J&S? I am genuinely curious.
n/a Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-06-07
I don't, but like the pathetic waste I am I still listen to old shows and when Jimmy brings up this topic I want to kick him in the throat.
n/a ajnj4 2017-06-07
She actually hates him. And Jim is a homosexual anyway