Jimmy should be physically assaulted every time he mentions that his ex is his "best friend"

117  2017-06-07 by Cletus_Van_Dam

It's his most pathetic attribute, by far.

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Has she given a cameo on Brooklyn 9-1-1 yet?

Carmody, not Peretti, is likely the one cucking him.

He probably congratulates her after she gets fucked by her new boyfriend and then offers to clean the cum out with his tongue.

I don't think she'd even let him do that.

To be perfectly fair that is a lot to ask

she lets him clean off the leftovers off her boyfriend's dick, that's about it.

He should be physically assaulted daily just for existing

The chip podcast is the only thing that redeems his existence at this point

Chip is officially unironically funnier than Jim at this point

Carmody is the worst. Remember her failed podcast? Me either.

hey, but she's that new pretty "comedienne" chick with the short skirt and heels that does raunchy jokes and "TELLS IT LIKE ITS IS". ) or was that Silverman? ,.....Handler.?? ...ILIZA???.....Kelsey Cook???...Schumer

(man, just SO MANY amazing female talents telling it like it is)

Oh wow. That sounds so progressive and funny. I hope they talk about their PUSSY and how many guys and how much blood comes in and out of it.

sir, are you trying to say that empowered female comics from NYC and LA base 98 percent of their act around their sewer stink hole?

While correctly inferring my gender. That was highly transphobic.

And yes. All they have to go on is what goes in and out of their holes.

Kelsey Cook is a realtor attempting comedy.

Even his plugola plugs and guilting Colin and Bobby into appearing on it couldn't help.

Oh with the original show name, carmody central?

But what about quantum computers

Carmody Central. YUCK!. Jim really is a weird. He gets what he deserves in women.

It's a pretty beta move.

But then Jim is a pretty beta person.

He's not at all beta dude, have you heard his angsty edgy rants about the inconveniences air travel?

But it's a highly convenient form of travel compared to the alternatives.

The phrase beta is a cataclysmic undersell.

I believe the term you're looking for is Omega Male.

low t beta cuck

Which ex?

His co-conspirator in the Great Chip Cartoon Heist or the one who traded him in for the Basketball-American?

He probably feels as if any woman who has fucked him and then realized it won't help their career and is still willing to talk to him must be best friend material for humoring him. He's an ugly guy.

It worked for Schumer

that.....

ALSO.....his fucking faggotty 'Coy Jimmy' routine where he and "uhhhh........uh friend and I met up in 'X' city to do 'Y' activity.

No, his worst attribute is being a door mat for ham planet

It's his biology from his ancestors genes. He is literally built like a oyster with no shell, what other mechanism does he have other than to be an orbitor?

500 years ago another clam-like person with Norton's build did not have the means to battle it out. They had to create their own mechanism to get along in life. They orbit around better things, almost like a parasite.

That was his role on opie and anthony, he orbits all of his friends careers and even the people he gave a start to. of course he will be the type to be besties with his ex. I will assure you she has told him stories about some hot fuckin she had and he edged for 14 hours about it.

I have spit of phlegm that had more muscle definition than Norton. He makes the perfect male orbitor besties for a hot girl to have. he has bills and can give attention and she can tag him along.

He is a lil fruit.

Why are you still listening to J&S? I am genuinely curious.

I don't, but like the pathetic waste I am I still listen to old shows and when Jimmy brings up this topic I want to kick him in the throat.

She actually hates him. And Jim is a homosexual anyway