Can we talk about how delightful Lauren is?

9  2017-06-06 by Crownenberg

I'd very much like to rub my cock on her cheek and spill my weak, watery load on her.

Lovely gal

27 comments

n/a  NumeroOtto 2017-06-06

I'd fuck her in the cunt mouth and ass

n/a  kingship75 2017-06-06

In that order?

n/a  NumeroOtto 2017-06-06

its a turn of phrase; obviously ass first, mouth last

n/a  kingship75 2017-06-06

Good man.

n/a  schmuckOnWheels 2017-06-06

I'd like to rest my balls on that ski slope of a chin while she's suckin my fawkin peckah

n/a  goo-gobbler 2017-06-06

I'd be down for some ass-to-mouth. Anyone interested?

n/a  DryTeeth 2017-06-06

Post pics of your mouth. Immediately. I think we can do business. I warn you...I've been told my batch is of the viscous, hearty variety...capable of turning from gravy to gelatinous rope once it hits the throat.

n/a  decmcg 2017-06-06

I'd pound her so hard that she'd momentarily consider filing a rape case against me.

n/a  Crownenberg 2017-06-06

What would make her change her mind? Your small peckah? Oooohhhh!!

n/a  decmcg 2017-06-06

My muddah tells me it's a perfectly fine peckah thank you very much!

n/a  TheNigIsUp 2017-06-06

She has a face like moonman or Jay leno. I don't know why you people drool over her

n/a  Dennyislife 2017-06-06

Its something about her willingness to go with chip but also be kinda detached attitude I think.

n/a  DryTeeth 2017-06-06

Hahahaa. Was waiting for this guy to show up! The "She's Not That Hot, I Don't Get Why You Guys Drool Over Her" Guy....

Wut up nigga.

n/a  TheNigIsUp 2017-06-06

Were ya?

n/a  derleth 2017-06-06

Found the person who uses emojis unironically in their 50s!

n/a  JusJusRagno 2017-06-06

I would fry up a small batch of Bisquick buttermilk pancakes and talk about my emotions with her.

n/a  Crownenberg 2017-06-06

You must be on Alpha BRAIN™

n/a  JusJusRagno 2017-06-06

Bear jerky

n/a  tgrokz 2017-06-06

I like her, but I hope a chinaman drives her chin into a train track

n/a  BeakersRedBush 2017-06-06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUM470pzRc

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n/a  DryTeeth 2017-06-06

Why so watery fella?

Go a day or two without whacking your pudd....get that consistency back up to snuff. Sniff.

Girls don't like weak flew'ud. Flew'id? Flu'wid?

n/a  Jackatard 2017-06-06

Laura makes my pecka hungry

https://twitter.com/LaurenKubera/status/860898561193594881

n/a  telepepper 2017-06-06

I'm not authorized to view Lauren's tweets. Bummer, I bet there's some real insightful shit too.

n/a  Jackatard 2017-06-06

You're missing out. She's on the toilet drinking pecka spit out of a Guns n Roses coffee mug.

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-06

She is a doll. Thats like the quintessential east coast chick. Fucking miserable out here. The women suck and have zero sense of yuma.

n/a  throwawawyy2 2017-06-06

She can fuck my ass with her chin while licking my balls

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