if you want tons of slant pussy you should become an english teacher in japan

20  2017-06-06 by jazzmercenary

seriously they let australians make $30 an hour here and they're pink skinned niggers

39 comments

Please share more about your travels, you modern day Kipling

he is just reading anime. he goes nowhere.

I'm a little late but vietnamese bitches have great bodies. I don't know if it's the 200 years of colonialism adding in tits and ass into the gene pool but they all rock an hourglass figure. Even the decrepit old women who tend the rice fields. Also its the only country in asia where you can get a good sandwich

I've been considering becoming a ESL teacher but not in Japan. You need a degree and while I love Japanese culture I could never live there long, it's much too crowded and I had a hell of a time trying to get around and buying things because I don't know Japanese.

I would do it in Thailand. You don't need a degree, rent is cheap, pussy costs 30 bucks and the food is great.

Yeah, and they throw in the AIDS at no extra charge to the consumer!

You are less likely to catch aids from a hooker in Thailand than a regular Thai girl.

The more you know

I bet you are going to teach English in Pattaya.

Chonburi would definitely be my first choice but I'm more familiar with the Nonthaburi area and unless you want to live in Jomtein beach with Aussie expats, Nonthaburi has a much nicer apartment selection over Pattaya.

Nah you going to Pattaya for the tranny buffet that awaits.

I lost my virginity in Pattaya and if I actually wanted to fuck a ladyboy I would have done it already while I was there.

You do realize no one thinks you're straight. You are just lying to yourself.

Yep you got me, I'm very caught up in appearances.

Explains why you go out of your way to let everyone how much of a straight guy you are whenever someones questions your sexuality on those faggy hentai posts.

You know what? We got off on the wrong foot, let me eat your pussy to even you out.

Thai bitches look a little too much like fish for my liking.

They are Asian, have big tits and will let you butt fuck them for the price of a tank of gas. What's not to like?

That's an odd looking fish

This is true. Outside of being the best player on the basketball team, nip bitches enjoy being bukkake warriors to the white man.

My friend who's in the army told me they have horizontal pussy slits. And they eat raw fish.

My grandfather who was in the Army told me he shot lots of them.

r/hapas is always telling me that even the most fat, ugly, bald disgusting mutant will rake in the oriental strange as long as they're a Caucasoid.

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Do you have to be physically attractive or just white?

They go nuts for overweight, greasy, smelly, introverted white truck drivers.

What about underweight, greasy, smelly, introverted, wanna-be jazz guitarists that work at McDonalds?

They would consider to be "cooru".

being tall and white in Asia is like being a beautiful woman any where else ... in big cities in Japan and China they idolize whites & western culture

I bet if I tried hard enough, I could make them hate me.

I've got a mate who worked in Japan in his gap year (UK thing where you can choose to travel/work/volunteer for a year between finishing school and starting university.) Good looking guy but quite a wee fella - 5'8-5'9. Never did especially well with the ladies in London.

He smashed copious amounts of nip snatch and was one of the tallest people over there. For all you yellow fever, white short rounds...you can be giant, attractive kings in Nippon.

China is the only place I've fucked good looking women because of my looks. Ugly face but I am 6'6 & white.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Hope you get a well paid job in Fukushima.

tss yeah or hiroshima or somethin

You can't deny it is off-putting how them Chinese girls' quivers don't run quite plum.

If I wanted a ton of slant pussy I'd make you lean against a wall.

Asians have awful asses and weird looking nipples. They also smell funny.

People who like asian women don't see them irl. God they're awful. I'm convinced there's only one hot one that's in all the pictures

People who just like Asians are normally people who have been rejected by their own race.

My friend who's in the army told me they have horizontal pussy slits. And they eat raw fish.