Every Loli needs a good bedtime story.

Also I'm starting to realize​ that I'd probably be much more popular here if I stopped this series. My other posts are generally well received. You can blame u/dancelikeajig for making me actually go through with posting all 50.

You should get a job

I have a job. I'm currently laid off though.

Oh man. Are you getting unemployment

Yep, I'm getting paid to shit post, jack off to Asian porn and watch anime. Life is Good sometimes.

Anime lyfe, niggah...

I wake up in the morning hope a piece of toast in my mouth and run with my arms behind my back.

What kind of hentai do you recommend for a beginner?

I don't know. What is your regular porn categories?

You don't have it in ya.

I'll show you!

The tranny lover is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a Tunisian, racist, Corsican, pimp, it all runs off him like water off a cream rug. But call him a tranny lover and you will be astonished at how his twitter recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Howsabout posting the title in the comments every time so people don't have to beg for it you fucking cocktease?

If I don't post it then I don't know it.

While I admire your u/VigoTheCarpathian -like tenacity, your customer service leaves something to be desired...

I tried to find the source but couldn't. Sue me.

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I don't know. What is your regular porn categories?