Jim is in a self-rightoues smartest man alive mood so far on J&S
45 2017-06-06 by Igrewuppoorina6brhou
He is Just a cunty toned bitch since I've tuned in and it's all iPhone talk, which Jim is clueless about technology. He's the fucking worst and speaks for nobody but his own 3rd grade mind. Shut up and tell jokes, faggot.
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n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Jim says the iCloud isn't safe for his dick pics but all banking information is safe in Apple Pay. Fine logic.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-06-06
Fucking with his bank information on Apple's end is easily tracable and VERY illegal, where as misappropriating his dick pics not so much. He couldn't really sue them over that.
And if it was an outsider hacker, taking care of his stolen account is much easier than his dick posted all over the internet. I know I would share the shit out of that, where as I could give a shit about his stupid bank info.
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Good point but this wasn't Jims context. He actually said he didn't care if his dick pics get released. It was just a stupid comment.
Jim says iCloud is too hackable, Sam says yeah, what about Apple Pay, that has bank info. Jim says, no that's safe. Based off ZERO information.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-06-06
All iCloud hacks recently have been people guessing celebrities answers to security questions for their passwords. I'm shocked Jimmy is not privy to this information.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-06-06
Jims only context of a brute force attack are the ones that happen to his asshole on a nightly basis.
n/a SwollenPeckas 2017-06-06
Listening to Jim or Sam talk tech really is fucking terrible. We can all agree that Anthony sucks now, but at least he knew what the fuck he was talking about for the most part.
n/a 867-5309- 2017-06-06
Fixed that for you. You're welcome.
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
jims attitude is just terrible. Are you a fucking comic or a half bit talking head. If the latter, he'd been homeless 18 years ago. He needs to be Ramoned.
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-06-06
This. Someone needs to call J&S and Ramone those faggots.
n/a aprosbro 2017-06-06
He didn't, he's the kind of asshole that gives you unsolicited advice in a best buy.
n/a SpaceEdge 2017-06-06
He's the guy who buys the monster hdmi cables at Best Buy for $80.
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Jim just compared taking nude photos with an iPhone to drunk driving! Says it's the same thing! He may actually be trolling now. No way he's that fucking stupid.
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-06-06
He's just stupid, sorry to disappoint you.
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-06
Jim is a self-important twat. He's knowledgable about Ozzy, KISS, and embarrassing diets. I gave up on those assholes around the first of the year. Jim's fictional buffoon character is funnier than his real personality. It's shocking how bad it's gotten.
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-06-06
You know for it being all that he's interested in, he's not even that knowledgeable.
n/a verdunkelt 2017-06-06
Jim's music knowledge extends only to the B-side of his favourite artists' greatest hits CDs.
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-06-06
Yes, his diet and exercise knowledge is horrendous.
n/a reddituser_33 2017-06-06
Oh don't forget he can also talk your head off about sleep apnea machines. What's up next for him, restless leg syndrome?
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Funny enough, the first show O&A had after Steve C.'s funeral, stupid jim turned the conversation to him and sleep apnea after far too long of a 15 minutes speaking of their dead friend.
n/a reddituser_33 2017-06-06
Yeah he used to bring it up all the time. Always killed any conversation they might have been having. Joey Diaz has it too but at least he can attribute it to his ridiculous life and doesn't bring it up every 5 minutes.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-06
that diaz fat turd is the worst, he cant go 5 sentences without a kidsnowdays rant
n/a reddituser_33 2017-06-06
Also true
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-06
How can he be so proud of his age lol
n/a poppalopalov 2017-06-06
Jim is a self-important twat.
He spends his mornings on the radio telling everyone else what's wrong with them and then goes home and pays trannies to shit on his chest.
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-06-06
So what do you guys do while listening? Besides driving? I'm hoping no one just sits by their radio listening to faction talk
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Im embarrassed to say this is exactly what I'm doing. All it's doing is pissing me off.
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-06-06
I can only listen is if I'm doing something. Futzing with my car, cooking, or summer other dull shit. I realize I'm not even listening, just blocking out my own mind.
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Check out mister big shot over here with his own car
n/a majestik6 2017-06-06
I don't have any friends, so I put on the show and pretend that I do
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-06-06
I listen while I put my celebrity photos in museum glass to display in my hallway.
n/a bornrevolution 2017-06-06
I wear headphones all day at work but I can't listen to J&S anymore because it makes me noticeably angry.
n/a doodoopeepees 2017-06-06
It's like being around and listening to annoying family members except you choose to do it.
n/a Grochlink 2017-06-06
I listen in my home on mornings off on one of those "faggy" home speakers Jim was insulting today. Google Home to be exact. It's usually background noise while I play video games.
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-06
I am already mourning your eventual suicide
n/a ShadowbannedKeithM 2017-06-06
Somewhere along the way Jim turned into a boring old queen. The show is completely unlistenable unless you are just hate listening.
n/a JimAndSamShow 2017-06-06
I like listen. Jim and Sam just don't irritate me.
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Do you also like lamp you fucking retard.
n/a JimAndSamShow 2017-06-06
So edgy. You don't like anything!! Whatever homo.
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Well that's just not true now, pal. I like a whole great lot of things.
n/a chippersonlyle 2017-06-06
I miss fat angry Jim. Now we have this neutered, flapjack titted, cunt.
n/a dmix 2017-06-06
Menopausal Jim
n/a Anarox 2017-06-06
Back to the archives
It always ends like that
n/a kevin121312 2017-06-06
He needs a comedian on the show full-time and Sam should be in the Opie role, just chiming in between shopping for Jordans. Bob Kelly, Rich Vos, Colin or just keep them rotating with those guys and louis, joe list, normand, etc. The show is not good the way it is.
n/a Pacman999 2017-06-06
You really are touchy about iPhone talk, huh?
n/a Cold-in-the-D 2017-06-06
On days like this i wish Collin was in studio to point out how pompous Jim is and bash the ever living shit out of him like he used to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZj1e08FguM
n/a _youtubot_ 2017-06-06
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n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-06-06
http://imgur.com/YyVTaBh
n/a late_50s_why 2017-06-06
that guy got shameful cum in his mouth, fucking wacky
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-06-06
As long as they dont talk about movies, Im good.
n/a creamboy123 2017-06-06
really trying very hard to spell righteous
n/a SpaceEdge 2017-06-06
He needs to get over his fear of using the cloud. Yes Mobile Me sucked but that shit was like 10 years ago. Apple's cloud services work seamlessly now. He kept going on and on about iCloud being hacked. If I am correct all the celebs who had their apple accounts hacked were done using social engineering.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-06
Angry Jim was funny Jim. He doesn't have the energy to get really angry anymore.
n/a Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-06-06
Good point but this wasn't Jims context. He actually said he didn't care if his dick pics get released. It was just a stupid comment.
Jim says iCloud is too hackable, Sam says yeah, what about Apple Pay, that has bank info. Jim says, no that's safe. Based off ZERO information.
n/a SpaceEdge 2017-06-06
He's the guy who buys the monster hdmi cables at Best Buy for $80.