So I work with snowflakes.

4  2017-06-06 by I_Booped_Your_Nose

Everyday I go work at a pharmacy where I have to listen to coworkers complain about how hard their life is as they show up in their brand new Toyota Corollas before their paid for college classes. How do I tell these bitches to fuck off?

15 comments

n/a  OpieHasTits 2017-06-06

Expose your penis to them

n/a  I_Booped_Your_Nose 2017-06-06

I have to one of them. Now I gotta be nice to this bitch. I fear a college rape charge if she decides she didn't want it in hindsight.

n/a  JohnQNo1 2017-06-06

Show pics of her or be branded a liar

n/a  AsianAnalParty 2017-06-06

Find the weakest one and rape him in the parking lot. That will let them all know you are the alpha male and you mean business.

n/a  MicroPeckah 2017-06-06

Murder is the one and only solution. Chop them up in a tub and spread their body parts.

n/a  Rainbowuser13 2017-06-06

Remember to salt and burn the bones....don't want ghosts bugging you!

n/a  culture_silence 2017-06-06

Here's what you do:

  1. Mirror their sentiments. Pretend to be in agreement with everything they believe.
  2. Work your way into a management position.
  3. Unlock the controlled substances cabinet.
  4. Empty everything into a garbage bag.
  5. PM me for further instructions.

n/a  Nulltor 2017-06-06

If you get any pills that help control accidental diarrhoea discharge please let me know.

n/a  racemic_mixture 2017-06-06

I hear opiates block you up a good bit, you should take a handful of oxy's a day. Plus there's always the (actually staggeringly high) possibility of picking up a real solid addiction, and that gives a man character.

n/a  doodoopeepees 2017-06-06

Jim has addictions and he is really fucking deep

n/a  thoughts_n_prayers 2017-06-06

I took a cough drop once and now I'm addicted to cherry flavor

n/a  steelygooch 2017-06-06

Tell them to go to a day labor company and try pouring concrete, framing or landscaping for just two days.

n/a  PM_ME_UR_BACNE 2017-06-06

Fucking Toyota Corrollas? Man, nothing burns my blood more than trust fund babies in entry-level compact cars! Rough stuff brother. Keep fighting the good fight.

n/a  crookedmile 2017-06-06

No shit. Next thing you know, these snooty fat-cats will be driving around in base-model Chevy Cruzes turning their noses up at everyone.

n/a  NumeroOtto 2017-06-06

you have access to sleeping pills and college girls ? and you really don't know what you have to do ?!

n/a  TossyMcSalad 2017-06-06

Toyota Corollas why not Mitsubishi Marons or sumpthin'

n/a  doodoopeepees 2017-06-06

Jim has addictions and he is really fucking deep