My wife won't stop talking during the hockey game.

2  2017-06-06 by [deleted]

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Christ, just smash her one across the jaw and leave us the hell out of it.

"Just get up and leave. You have to lead the relationship 100%. Dont take shit from your ho" -Dante 'Beige Phillip' Nero

But... he's watching the game. SHE should go. Fuck her. Break up MY party...

She's either smoking hot or enormous. Those are the only groups of women who can get away with that shit. Everyone else in between has to inform you about all the lunatic bitches at work for 10 minutes, but then are self aware enough to move the fuck on.

She makes the money.

And she's smoking hot. I'm screwed.

I always wondered what strippers did when they got home

Just hit her

Hit her to get her to shut up

Give her some Xanax, fentanyl, and wine. That'll learn her. (Don't forget to buy her a cup of coffee in the morning for alibi purposes).

self medicate ... fuck her in her sleep

I lived with girlfriend who would tell me about her day then phone her friends one by one and have the exact same one way conversation for about 2 hours every night. I snapped one night and now she doesn't talk to me.

I always wondered what strippers did when they got home