How long was he on stage before he mentioned his dad dying in 9-11?

probably way after he badmouthed trump

Then on to marijuana addiction. Comedy gold I tell ya.

YEAAAHHH WEEEEEDD. I SMOKE THAT SHIT TOO CUZ. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE MENTION IT BECAUSE I ALSO SMOKE!

Two of Doug Benson's specials

Doug only has two specials?

Doug is "special"

Hey! If there's one thing as funny (and original) as jokes about Trump, it's jokes about weed.

Whaaaat? But hes so whacky!

That update bit he did about spending 40k on rehab wasn't funny at all.

Him shitting on the Stangels and the Harry Connick Jr show was probably one of the best things from Opie and Jim's show though.

Don't give this cunt any credit.

He bashed Trump. I give him credit for that.

Oh, real original.

I bet you voted for Trump.

You think I would've voted for that space-age, pantsuit wearing cunt? No sir, I'm not that big of a faggot.

So you voted for the fraud?

The male fraud, not the hot sauce carrying fraud

I know. That's what I meant. Anyone from the way container New York area erotic know him as a fraud.

No, you're a bigger faggot for voting Trump.

Nah.

Shut the fuck up.

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Ssshhh take the L

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Put my dick in your mouth.

No, faggot.

Open your soft mouth.

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Open the mouth, loser. I confused it with your asshole because of all the shit that keeps coming out of it.

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I bet you voted Clinton.

I bet you voted for Clinton, losing bitch boy.

Stunning and brave

Looks like someone voted for Trump.

Looks like someone voted for Clinton.

Aww the lil snowflake thought he was in his usual reddit safe space circle jerk. Poor faggot.

Aww bitchboi thought he was in his usual reddit safe space circle jerk.

You lost Clinton voting loser. Shhh take the L ;)

You're obviously both fags.

Hahahaha we are going to make trump an ex president. Man, how is that wall coming along?

Shhh take the L, faggot ;)

Your actions said you need a safe space, queer. Oooh the ban, that's over? Intresting. And the wall, yes, it was gonna be done in a year. How's Hillarys executive actions going. Oh right, loser.

You lost the election, you have no wins to be talking about losses, losin' bitchboi. Shhh take the L, faggot.

Your actions said you need a safe space, queer. Oh the ban, it's over? Fascinating. And the wall, yes, it was gonna be done in a year, right. How about almost every exec action? And how's Hillary's exec actions going? Oh that's right.

You lost, you have no wins to be talking about losses, losin' bitchboi. Enjoy the last word because going by this thread I know you need it to feel like you actually got some sort of W, but ya didn't. Shhh take the L, faggot.

Your guy has accomplished nothing. What a dumb fuck you are for having fallen for the con. It seems like you're the one that needs a safe space. Shhh take the many Ls coming your way, faggot.

Shh take the L, loser faggot who lost the election (and this discussion). Toodles, queer.

Hey faggot, take the L when Trump gets impeached. And take the L for losing this discussion.

And the ban? How is it?

Bahaha 9-0 in the supreme court. You just keep losing and we keep winning. Toodles, loser bitch boi.

They didn't decide whether it had merit. They agreed to uphold it temporarily until they hear arguments later in the year, because that is standard procedure for something that isn't blatantly unconstitutional. It doesn't mean it isn't a shady executive order. But thank you for exposing how little you understand about our justice system.

Trumpers are the most uneducated people.

tldr; u mad, and lost again lol. Later bitch boi.

Just take the L, man.

I wouldn't say best, or even top 5, it was a good moment though. It's knocked down a couple pegs because the only people in studio were him, Stangel faggots, Vic, and Opie.

I'm not saying O&A history but Opie and Jim's show. Are there some really funny moments from O&J if that's not top 5?

I just can't remember anything that memorable from Opie and Jim. Soder had some funny appearances but the rest seemed easily forgettable.

Just O&J then yea totally top fiver.

Pete rose calling vos a dried up Ecuadorian soccer player, #1

HAHA

Soder and the Jim vs. Opie fights were the only listenable parts of O&J

That and the fights between Opie and Jim (and Opie and Ant) were basically the only good things to come out of that show.

Dude needs to get back on drugs and alcohol.

NO HES DARK AND DISTURBED NOW!

And off Larry David's daughter

Good. Fuck him

I liked you better when you were fat.

So did I

I heard the Broad City cunts bombed the worst. Their act was doing a live script reading of Wayne's World, where the only joke was "lol, we're women playing men." So the crowd shit on it after 15 minutes but they kept going. It was like when Andy Kaufman would read the Great Gatsby, but they weren't trying to alienate the crowd as a joke. They were surprised people didn't love it.

please tell me there is video of this

I far as I know they aren't even stand ups. Whenever they put actors on stage they usually bomb. Same thing happened with Key and Peele at one of these festivals.

to be fair Key and Peele are at least good at improv, they could have made a funny bit for something that lasts 10 minutes.

Good

I hear that Yamaneeka hog screamed and yelled the n-word the whole time because shes mad no one will stick their dick in her.

why didnt he just do his signature and tell everyone his dad died on 9/11?

Why all the hate for this guy now? What did I miss?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsOILWUr8Rk

https://youtu.be/8PUjp9zNjvI

Well okay. I missed that cause I obviously don't listen to Opie. But we hate him cause he's not on drugs?

No, we hate him cuz he's not being truthful "Yea man, I went to rehab cuz of weed" Fucking ass.

Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson Says ‘I Would’ve Killed Myself’ Without Kid Cudi’s Music

Jesus Christ, what a faggot.

Is he a nigger who bleached his skin like Ant or something? His big goofy lips piss me off.

Ha ha that fool looks like a black burn victim

His peak was making fun of a big fat guy. Grade school t-ball.

SNL barely puts him on television. He can blame drugs, but it's because he's a mediocre talent.

Davidson sucks

How can this sub hate on Pete Davidson when he single handedly murdered the Stangle brothers live on the air? Also, his recent Comedy Central special was good.

Goddamn rich cunt!

When did he ever start?

Big lipped retard

Good. Fuck him.

He looks like an aids patient in recovery

Can't stand his Nig lips and horse teeth

I'm not saying O&A history but Opie and Jim's show. Are there some really funny moments from O&J if that's not top 5?

I just can't remember anything that memorable from Opie and Jim. Soder had some funny appearances but the rest seemed easily forgettable.

Ssshhh take the L

Looks like someone voted for Clinton.

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