Does anyone else think Jimmy's recent bed wetting stories are bullshit?

7  2017-06-05 by Wolosocu

He loves nothing more than talking about himself and whenever he mentions bed wetting, everyone around him will go crazy and start asking him about this edgy behavior. "I don't change the sheets when I wet the bed" has a shock value that "sure, I'll bang trannies" might have had 20 years ago.

It's pretty transparent that it's nothing but schtick.

21 comments

n/a  jokespot 2017-06-05

Embarrassing.

n/a  K1bbler 2017-06-05

If you piss the bed as an adult and drugs or alcohol aren't a factor then you are a faggot.

n/a  TheNigIsUp 2017-06-05

I've done my fair share of drugs and alcohol and have​ never pissed my bed.

n/a  kgt5003 2017-06-05

I think it's one of those things that some people will do and some people will never do no matter how drunk they get. Gavin talks about how he pisses his bed pretty much every time he gets drunk. I have a friend who is the same way. Back in college people had to stop letting him crash at their houses because he was guaranteed to piss himself in his sleep if he got drunk.

n/a  DanceLikeAJig 2017-06-05

I took a pic of my friend's wife's brother who pissed himself at a party and uploaded it to facebook. The next day he called me up asking me to take it down, as if it was my fault he pissed himself.

n/a  NortheastPhilly 2017-06-05

putting embarrassing pictures of someone on the internet without asking them, makes you an asshole

n/a  DanceLikeAJig 2017-06-05

No fucking shit, it was hilarious. The guy was a dickhead anyway.

n/a  darklydreamingdayln 2017-06-05

Edgey.

n/a  DanceLikeAJig 2017-06-05

My comment wasn't even edgy, you're just a little pussy.

n/a  darklydreamingdayln 2017-06-05

I don't go in for dat kinda humor!

n/a  Treeckosis 2017-06-05

I have. I once woke up to find that I had pissed the bed of a girl that I fucked while blackout drunk. She was super stoked and I was an hour late to work. Great morning!

n/a  srb9586 2017-06-05

Agreed. The only time I pissed the bed as an adult was when I took 4 mg of Xanax and drank vodka. I blacked out and woke up nude on my kitchen floor with the refrigerator door open in a puddle of my own piss. I imagined it's how a normal weekend at the compound goes. Wasn't for me.

n/a  darklydreamingdayln 2017-06-05

A fifty-year-old man lying about pissing the bed for attention?

n/a  Wolosocu 2017-06-05

A fifty-year-old man lying about pissing the bed for attention?

What? You think Norton's above that? Hahahahahahaha

n/a  stonepitbull141 2017-06-05

Yeah. He's just trying to look cool in front of his friends.

n/a  Wolosocu 2017-06-05

He definitely likes the attention. As long as everyone is talking about him, he doesn't care what's being said.

n/a  Dennyislife 2017-06-05

Jim is like a 50 something woman with a weak bladder thats all. I bet if you tickle him he'll wee wee all over himself.

n/a  hoohootellemkeith 2017-06-05

How has he not said he's allergic to gluten yet?

n/a  ElectricHellKnight 2017-06-05

He'd have to eat something in order to learn that.

n/a  clownshoes2 2017-06-05

I believe that he is a pig in his apartment, then he hires some mexican to clean it all up.

n/a  dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-06-05

I shit my pants yesterday while driving. Gut pain and a severe urge to shit came on without warning. With no viable alternatives I did what any reasonable man would do. Shit myself, rolled down the windows and lit a cig. Because of the way I was sitting the pressure forced it up the back of my pants and undershirt.

I really had to piss but I fucking held it because I'm not a savage.

n/a  NortheastPhilly 2017-06-05

putting embarrassing pictures of someone on the internet without asking them, makes you an asshole