Jim Norton's Former Opening Act Kevin Hart Pays Him the Ultimate Compliment on Twitter

144  2017-06-05 by runnerroad9

61 comments

So funny how his opening act rocketted past him to huge gigs and movies.

Proof Jim Nortron has little talent.

He's had several openers that eneed up bigger stars.

Jim Norton's face is a stepping stone to stardom.

It'll never happen again...he makes sure he has a woman open for him. Also prevents his audience from noticing how much funnier his opener is.

He's had several openers that ended up bigger stars. This is hilarious considering what a coat riding worm he's always been

Lenny for sure.

(((They're))) going to murder Amy Schumer and fatten up Kelsey Cook, aren't (((they)))?

If Kelsey Cook ever gets more than a featured extra role in any movie with a budget over $100,000 I will commit an act of homosexuality.

we talking about kevin or amy?

*Typed from cubical

Not really. Jim puts ZERO effort into all the little extra things that puts you in the next level. How many times has Jim said "Nah, I just stayed home instead of going to xxxxxxx thing." Jim prefers masturbating to social events. That's why Jim hasn't made the next level.

Yeah, because the likes of Amy and Hart are funnier than Norton.
More like they're sellouts that water down their sense of humor and exploit their minority complexes to make it big in the moving pictures.

I hate Kevin Hart

He seems like a nice lad....

I was going to trash him for the "My name is Kevin hart and I WORK HARD!" thing he's doing, but that's probably the only achievable message for black kids at this point so good for the wee lad.

Exactly. He's doing what Amy Schumer could have done for young women. Kevin spreads an awesome message to his fans that eating healthy and working out makes you happier and more self-fulfilled.

All while Amy tugs her tshirt down over her flab and says to herself each morning "I'm so brave"....

Kevin Hart deserves all the success he's gotten and is one of the most genuine people in the business.

And let's not forget he's probably the only mainstream comedian that doesn't bitch about Trump.

melanin shmelanin I say

And let's not forget he's probably the only mainstream comedian that doesn't bitch about Trump.

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Well to be fair, Hart makes money as a stand up comedian, and probably needs to promote himself on shows with audiences.

Oh, right. "30 million", you believe that wigged bullshit artist?

whatever his audience is it's WAAAAAAAAYY more than Norton's show.

Wow, I'll never understand what makes you think Howard's show is really good.

Come on the Radio Gunk forums. It's brutal.

if this is to get under their skin? wtf are you even talking about?

It's more of a situation of believing the "60 thousand"

he is a bullshit artist, but he's certainly a master of his craft.

I don't even believe the 6 million figure that (((he))) tries to sell to us.

Stern's shitshow is still promoted heavily by Sirius on their channels.

Because the company is run by rubes.

https://twitter.com/LVL70DmonHunter/status/871698906970808320

Yes, he should go be lectured to about black crime for an audience of 70 people.

70?

Jeez. How many extended family members does Ant have?

Whether he's black, middle-eastern or actually Italian, he's anything but white and bound to have a huge family.

the thought of that really makes me chuckle though.

The only way that tweet could be better is if he said, Catch me on the Jim and Sam Show with my friend Jim Morton and Sam Robertson.

Always a bridesmaid never a bride.

Not even a bridesmaid, that's the point here.

"Always a bridesmaid, desperately fellated the groom, didn't get an invite and still sitting home alone on a Saturday night" then?

Not even a bridesmaid, that's the point here.

reading this in colins voice made it much more amusing

Jim doesn't give half a shit about Kevin doing the talk show circuit to hawk his latest movie.

Opie's the one with the insecure YOU DONT GO ON HOWARD YOU SHOW LOYALTY TO ME complex.

Jim cares, but he's not autistic enough to rant about it on air and make everybody uncomfortable.

he would just unfollow kevin on instagram

Ugh, you're right.

hmmmmmmmmm.... Godfrey

Lolol

Kevin Hart is not funny

AWRIGHTAWRIGHTAWRIIIIIGHT

I looked at his timeline right after that one, where he promotes that he's about to go live on Jim & Sam, but I didn't see it.

Shit, I must be scrolling too fast or I just don't understand twitter. I can't seem to find it. Can someone screenshot it?

https://twitter.com/jimandsamshow/status/871909632486363136

30 million followers, 25 likes. (same with the Howard one) Obviously everyone checks out his posts.

listening to the interview today, sucks that it's just a 'The Kevin Hart story' type interview. No fun.

OH PLEASE! That fucking interview on the Stern show was painful. Howard was trying to convince Kevin that he should have a miserable life because of his ex-con father. And he asked about cock as well. Just your standard interview.

If this is to get under Jim's skin, that's fine and all. But if you actually think the Stern show has any entertainment value whatsoever, I wouldn't be surprised, since the HS Reddit is full of the biggest cocklicks ever.

I was only happy that Opie got fucked over. A lot of us always knew that Sam sucked and have hated him from the beginning, so we never had any interest in the show. It's just amusing to see Opie get shit on.

We're quite a negative bunch

People got bored of the show quickly. I still listen because shit still makes me laugh from time to time.

sam happened.

"Never made it out of the hotel, was edging all night. Sent a gift."

Niggah gotta eat.

er

Quid pro oh no no no

Kevin Hart on How Colin Quinn Helped Him During His Early Days in Stand-Up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQyf6AKdnJA

800 likes from his 34 million followers? That don't make no sense!

he cant associate himself with those degenerates

Not even a bridesmaid, that's the point here.

melanin shmelanin I say