Opie claimed "All The Way May" (Madonna's character from A League Of Their Own) was his aunt.

3  2017-06-02 by Doc_McCoy79

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Yeah, but it gave us one of the all time great Jimmy bits so who gives a turkey.

Opie would have been that kid in school who's "uncle works at Nintendo" if he had been born 25 years later.

We had a kid in school who said that. He took us to his uncle's house to get games, but the uncle wasn't home. So the kid tried to break into his house.

he 100% made it up, her real name was actually Faye Dancer. She lived/died and spent most of her life in California, her fiance died in WW2 and she never married, she also never had any children. Opie is a sad lying sack of shit.

I fucking knew it.

Thank you sir.

God's work.

Of course he's a liar. Everyone knows it.

Liar, whore. Liar, whore.

And you know it.

Liar, whore. Liar, whore.