Liberal faggot comedians can't find a way to be funny about Trump

6  2017-06-02 by sherrodbigs

19 comments

Any comedian who thinks they have a higher purpose than making dick jokes on stage should be lynched.

That's why I only listen to conservative comedians, cause only they are funny.

O'Reilly rails about degeneracy in America, then backstage ask Jenna Jameson to pull down her panties.

Or he beats his ex-wife while trying to have phone sex with another woman where he sticks a dildo up his butt

you forgot comedy legend steven crowder. he's a rude dude with a bad attitude who puts liberals in a bad mood.

They're just like the dopes who blame Trump for turning this sub into an "alt-right" sub.

It wasn't the alt-right, the right, George W. Bush, or the Illuminati who made them choose between being left wing and laughing at retard jokes.

It was the assholes they've been voting for for decades, and they're too emotionally fragile to blame them, and by extension, themselves for the state of today's comedy.

Old Jim would say, "Eat a Bullet!"

It's true. I don't believe in literal Nazism just because I wanna make jokes about faggots and feminist college students with green hair, I believe in Nazism because I watched Problematic with Monte Kasher.

I miss the days when callers would call Anthony a libtard because he didn't think Sarah Palin was a good Presidential candidate

It's the same problem they had during the runup to the election. It's literally impossible to insult Trump without looking like a butthurt bitch retaliating out of hurt feelings. And honestly most of the people trying are straight up less funny / comedically talented than the man himself.

This is once in a lifetime shit going on right now

I love the comic at the end who calls Tom I Lahren a white supremacist. She fucks black guys. And not like the Milo I say it for attention way. It's something she doesn't like talked about. But she just can't turn down that black cock.

Tldr 🛴

"Comedy dream team." Really?

Scratch Colin off the list and I wouldn't sit through one of them if you fuckin' paid me.

Here's an idea: let the Idiot in Chief keep doing his thing, write about funny experiences or premises, then make us laugh talking about that. You don't even have to mention his name, and you can do the one thing you're supposed to do on stage: make people forget about real world problems.

I'm tired of Trump talk, both the liberal faggot comedians and the people who complain about Trump being made fun of.

Trumpcucks are equally as delicate as libtards are. THAT is the REAL problem with this country. In spite of the T shirts and bumper stickers to the contrary this is a nation full of whiny, simpering pussies who run to the disability doctor and score 180 oxys a month every time they chip a nail. And it got way worse after 9/11.

the kid we bullied was always a bully himself, a man who mocked the disabled and bragged about sexually assaulting women. 

The fact that these faggots still repeat these lies says everything about them: they're living in a fantasy world - not reality. They can't be reasoned with.

Four more years of Trump: fuck these petty fascists and their intolerant worldview. Cunts.

He brought up a comedy Dream Team: Kevin Iso, Mike Birbiglia, Amy Schumer, Colin Quinn, Lena Dunham, Leslie Jones, John Mulaney, and Che’s partner on Saturday Night Live’s "Weekend Update," Colin Jost.

This comment is really spot on. You know, except for Colin Quinn. He sucks.

Burt Helm, more like Butt... Helm.

so trump is stupid and looks dumb doesnt work anymore?

"He brought up a comedy dream team: ... Amy Schumer ... Lena Dunham ... Leslie Jones"