Out of Opie, Anthony, and Jim - who is the least stupid?

10  2017-06-02 by lolercakesmcgee

Keep in mind that somehow it is Opie that completed four years of college... schinkleboutit.

36 comments

Are we talking Anthony before or after he joined the Navy?

It's not Navy, it's NASA stupid.

Tranthony #PastaNiggerMasterRace

Jim thinks he is the smartest

Jim has the biggest gap between how smart they think they are and how smart they really are.

Ant is easily the smartest of the bunch. His going down the Fox News republican rabbit hole shows the limits of his intelligence though.

Opie is just middling at everything he does.

I think the racism is a bit of desperation. The money is quickly running out and he has no plan b.

Only because Jim likes to fancy himself some sort of critical thinker and it's annoying, I'll say Tranth before the Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome really kicked in.

Oh so it's a cough syndrome. - Opie

Opie. He plays a dolt on-air but he is shrewd as hell. Jimmy and Anthony just regurgitate facts from the history channel and the daily stormer.

Shrewd financially, but otherwise I would think not.

How is it financially sound to raise another persons kids?

He probably enjoys claiming them on his taxes.

Anthony. He is smart for a N-person

Naughty boy?

Ant has some grasp on history, unlike the other two, but he also thinks it's a good idea to go on career ending twitter rants. So i'd say Jimmy

Jimmy is the least people stupid. Ant is the least comedy stupid. Opie is the least radio stupid.

But that's like saying Bobo's sister is the least stupid of the Kurlan kids.

We are not hunting for winners here, just doing rank ordering.

A caller once said that Lady Di showed signs of Korsakoff syndrome and Opie thought that he was referring to her cough.

Then he blamed Travis or who ever wrote the call description on his computer. Probably snapped his fingers hard at him over that one.

We all make little mistakes like that but what did he think Dr. Steve was saying? "Corsa cough?"

And the way Steve said it sounded more like "kov" than "koff..."

No. There's no justifying it. Opie is a retard.

I had never heard of that syndrome. Ended up reading up on it for 20 minutes. Very fascinating, but as far as I can tell, I don't think she's showing signs of it. Also it appears to be a very serious ailment. I just think she's dying of alcoholism in general.

Very fascinating, I read your comment for 2 seconds and can tell you're a retard.

which kind?

The kind that is so retarded it believes it's smart.

That's pretty retarded

The guy that called in nailed it. He mentioned how she just repeats what everyone says and he predicted that her mind would be gone in a year. I think like 18 months later was the infamous navy call.

Link to it?

https://youtu.be/y8AoyoA3GlE

The 1 hour 13 minute mark.

Omg, that and the Navy stuff was rough to listen to. Jesus

Right before his fight with Jimmy, he confused christian missionaries with hare krishnas

Not to get all Socratic on you but Opie knows he's stupid and that makes him the smartest. The other two, Ant especially, is the worst kind of stupid- thinks they're smart.

College degrees=education, not intelligence. When he;s not blacked out drunk, or obsessed with race and guns, Anthony probably can speak at length and reasonably well on more topics than either of the others. Opie is a dumbass in all mannner, owing mainly to the mental illness he has clearly inherited from Mom. And sweet Jim cares only for Kiss, Sabbath, the art of comedy and jerking off.

You forgot peckas, he cares about peckas too

Upvote for greatest band.

College degrees=education

Yes, I was amazed at the amounts of morons at university, including me.

Opie was really good at math and science and probably could have been a doctor. Jim has some mental capacity to write "jokes" and memorize his material, but is not incredibly bright. Anthony seems to know things about a lot of different subjects but is no real expert on anything...a jack of all trades but master of none as it were.

Anthony is probably the smartest but his alcoholism is diminishing his mental capacity.

Anthony is the smartest, but the fans have gassed him up to think that he is smarter than he is. Also, aside from a few subjects, his is a google/television education that doesn't have the depth he thinks it does. You can see this sometimes when he gets into debates with other people, a deer in the headlights thing happens.

2) Jimmy is inquisitive, which is a good thing. But his tendency to flip flop and recast things to fit in his opinion of the moment is annoying. I think Jimmy has the capacity to be smarter than Opie, but there is a childlike nature to him, in the way he is interested, then dis -interested, and temper tantrumy.

3) Opie is about average, but his personality is so flat that it's disengaging.

I think you are being kind to Opie and I'm not just saying that because I dislike him. I think he is a genuinely stupid man. Anyone of average intelligence who has been on the radio for 20 years would occasionally say something interesting or smart and he has done neither.

I actually don't hate him and I'm of the view that the group needed him to produce the show. However I think he is a very cruel man, and weirdly humourless.

In a way he reminds me of a classic psychopath. He doesn't understand that other people have emotions and don't mind trampling them, he seem to sort of pick up on things via the reactions of others. Like emotions. A little bit like Trump maybe. He understands that people laugh when stuff is funny, but I genuinely don't think he understands what is funny. This is also the true mark of a psychopath. They study peoples emotions so they can fake them.

You just described the T-2000 from the Terminator series.

Anthony usually had the most intelligent interview questions and was usually able to speak with some degree of knowledge on science or technical topics.

Obviously they are equally limited but in their own individual ways.

Anthony is into self-sabotage, Jimmy thinks talking about trannies is edgy and Opie is Gregg Opie Hughes.

Forget Aristotle.... fuck socrates

The answer is professor Anthony.

I dunno but the dude with the swollen sweater meats is a real dodo.

You just described the T-2000 from the Terminator series.