ATTENTION ALL HOMOS
1 2017-06-02 by andrewjacksonjihads
"Attention all homos! I am a fit healthy gay man and I have NOT EVER had sex. I am in my mid twenties. I have not fucked a single male or female.
I am a deeply conservative anarcho-primitivist and I am looking for another pure Aryan gay male virgin to dom. I want to be clear... YOU WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO TOP ME. Your testosterone levels could not reach mine even if you injected it straight into your balls, and for that reason you will be my house husband.
We will live on a large property in a rural wooded area as hunter gatherers. I will provide for you and you will cook what I kill and suck me. We will not pay our taxes. Don't worry because I will train you in ways to fend off IRS hitmen.
If this appeals to you then return to this road on the next full moon to listen for more details. End transmission."
6 comments
n/a stinksskc 2017-06-02
im half italian and half polish and i split my sauce in my grandmas car
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-02
Polish people evolve into toasters, good luck!
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-06-02
TSS makes sense cause stinks is always toasted on dope or sumptin
n/a TPuffs 2017-06-02
Joyomi?
n/a Griz-x 2017-06-02
This has to be knickers new alt
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-02
8675309-, we found your guy.