"Attention all homos! I am a fit healthy gay man and I have NOT EVER had sex. I am in my mid twenties. I have not fucked a single male or female.
I am a deeply conservative anarcho-primitivist and I am looking for another pure Aryan gay male virgin to dom. I want to be clear... YOU WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO TOP ME. Your testosterone levels could not reach mine even if you injected it straight into your balls, and for that reason you will be my house husband.
We will live on a large property in a rural wooded area as hunter gatherers. I will provide for you and you will cook what I kill and suck me. We will not pay our taxes. Don't worry because I will train you in ways to fend off IRS hitmen.
If this appeals to you then return to this road on the next full moon to listen for more details. End transstaticmission."
8 comments
n/a valternieks 2017-06-02
I love Jimmy , but his cuckoldry knows no bounds !
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-02
"Attention all homos! I am a fit healthy gay man and I have NOT EVER had sex. I am in my mid twenties. I have not fucked a single male or female.
I am a deeply conservative anarcho-primitivist and I am looking for another pure Aryan gay male virgin to dom. I want to be clear... YOU WILL NOT BE PERMITTED TO TOP ME. Your testosterone levels could not reach mine even if you injected it straight into your balls, and for that reason you will be my house husband.
We will live on a large property in a rural wooded area as hunter gatherers. I will provide for you and you will cook what I kill and suck me. We will not pay our taxes. Don't worry because I will train you in ways to fend off IRS hitmen.
If this appeals to you then return to this road on the next full moon to listen for more details. End transstaticmission."
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-02
You've already done this. Take this green text shit to craigslist.
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-02
Look, I'm just a pozzed hairy bear looking for tight twink boipucci to swap fluids/bareback bangs
Got it?
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-02
Yeah... Totally... Have you met Stavros Halkias yet?
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-02
I am not affiliated with the SlavRight
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-02
SlobRight*
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-06-02
I preferred the Chinese bit.
n/a andrewjacksonjihads 2017-06-02
waka waka waka :):)
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-06-02
SlobRight*