Isn't it nice? He was able to take a break from running that dirty shawarma restaurant with the old TV showing a soccer match on mute and a paper towel dispenser labeled "napkins."

'I make iskender for you? is good"

''Yusuf Kümye's Ottoman Bar and Grill maybe very stripped down and simplistic, but it repays you with the most flavorful levantine meals you could possibly taste anywhere on Long Island.''

He looks like a real badass with his reading glasses clipped on his collar.

Of course this trash bag goes to restaurants with his flabby old man arms exposed

Shaved head, douchey goatee, sleeveless shirt, glases clipped to collar.

If "I'm going to complain bout the food to try and get it comped, then leave a terrible tip" was person, that's what it would look like.

I really that's a fuse he's trying to blow out.

I didn't know badass biker gang dudes could be so classy.

Did he finally convert? Is that a Muslim kufi on his empty skull?