Please help The Cornell Detective solve this murder case!

2  2017-06-01 by [deleted]

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Shut the fuck up

You Shut the fuck up! As the Compound Media Puerto Rican (Who would admit to that?) don't you have young children to incestually sodomize? Take your Hispanic Hijinks elsewhere Sir!

This guy seems like a crack detective. He might be just who we need to take on the Patton Oswalt case.

The progress he's made on this case is nothing short of remarkable when you take into consideration he's done the entire investigation from Atlantic City, NJ with the assistance of nothing more than Cornells in-laws social media, TMZ articles, and the comment sections of said TMZ articles.

Nay, this mans investigatory skills are rivaled by no man.

Mind Control.