Bobo should apply for this job - [Mr. Met Gives Fan The Finger, Employee Out As Team Mascot]

6  2017-06-01 by erockarmy

6 comments

Can we start a petition to do some good and get this cripple dicked beggar his dream job so we don't have to see him beg for donations on twitter anymore.

opie got him fired?

Yes. I one day hope to read about Mr Met dropping his pants and having the entire crowd watch in amazement as his dick goes hard and soft based on the conversation. This will the new 7th inning stretch.

Several times every game:

Fan: Hi, Mr. Met.

(Bobo removes mask)

Bobo: No, it's me, Daniel "Bobo" Kurlan.

Uh blugh glugh beet moy moy new masgod dawg..misterr maloonigans..

Once I talked to Mr. Met when he was wearing his suit at a season ticket event in winter....it was a puerto rican kid. he was funny, complimenting the milfs around him, but only so that the people right next to him could hear