Do you have any pics?
I only once saw a thanks giving dinner at the kellys picture. I don't know which one of them was the wife but they all looked like typical slightly fat unattractive housewives
He said on ykwd that he wanted to call him Max but his grandma said it was a jewish name and she wouldn't call him that and that he should pick a saint's name, so he found a saint Maximus and named the kid that.
That's clever. He can call him Mac for short. That way he can think about McDonalds all day when he's sitting on a park bench while his son plays alone.
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n/a NumeroOtto 2017-06-01
you know what duuuuude , I will have my revenge duuuude in this life or the next duuuude
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-06-01
ya getcha dead wife, ya getcha black friend, boom ya got your regicide duuuuuude
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-06-01
Thereby dooming his son to an inevitable lifetime of obesity.
n/a Chang_Ba 2017-06-01
It's the hippo genes that did that.
The name means he'll get punched in the back of the head a lot and his career prospects top out at volunteer crossing guard.
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-06-01
Did he really?
Still, it's not worse than naming your kid hudson because of some lame ass river
n/a bosstop3837 2017-06-01
Yeah, he said it on UFC unfiltered. Jim hits a homer or two on that podcast so I listen.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-06-01
Stop being insecure about what podcasts you listen to.
n/a bosstop3837 2017-06-01
You obviously haven't heard much of Matt Serra
n/a Morons_comment 2017-06-01
Brendan schaub named his kid "tiger".
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-06-01
That kid should have been named "Li" Kelley because he will likely be a fat slob too.
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-06-01
I expect more from you asiananalparty
n/a K1bbler 2017-06-01
Did he name him after his shirt size.
n/a thrillated 2017-06-01
Vurry good
n/a DinduMcNuffins 2017-06-01
finally! the obvious joke! i was gonna say it but you beat me to it!
n/a MrCocklefroth 2017-06-01
The same as his shot siz...ah...em...whatever
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-06-01
Everything in bobs live involves that word "maximus chocolate chip ice cream" "maximus chili cheese fries" " maximus double bacon cheeseburger".
Hes fat duuuudddeee
n/a Chief_Wild_Eagle 2017-06-01
Who the fuck would marry that overly fat, bald loser?
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-06-01
I thought we already established that women are dumb
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-01
Dawn is yummy too, Bob must gotta 4 leaf clover or sumthin
n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-06-01
Do you have any pics? I only once saw a thanks giving dinner at the kellys picture. I don't know which one of them was the wife but they all looked like typical slightly fat unattractive housewives
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-01
Gluteus Maximus Kelly
n/a zenicaone 2017-06-01
oh wait wait wait .... nope nothing, carry on.
n/a bosstop3837 2017-06-01
What a fucking gem
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-01
hush
n/a A_lad_insane_bowie 2017-06-01
Bob Kelly is a rotund man.
n/a Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2017-06-01
A Gem in a sea of trash that are the majority of posts on this page. Kudos to you...
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-06-01
Ehh he'll just be called Max and that'll be the end of it. Y'know how many catholic dudes have Maria as their middle name? A fucking lot.
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-06-01
Yeah and they're all queer.
n/a backwards_b 2017-06-01
He said on ykwd that he wanted to call him Max but his grandma said it was a jewish name and she wouldn't call him that and that he should pick a saint's name, so he found a saint Maximus and named the kid that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximus_the_Confessor
n/a GeMigMat 2017-06-01
Are You Not Entertained, Dude!!!
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-06-01
I think it's a sweet name. Fight me, tough guys.
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-06-01
Settle down, nobody wants to rape you. Yet
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-06-01
That's clever. He can call him Mac for short. That way he can think about McDonalds all day when he's sitting on a park bench while his son plays alone.
n/a Billyassman 2017-06-01
Maximus Fatimus
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-06-01
"Submissive male escort for food" just spot on