Submissive male escort for food, Bobby Kelly, named his son "Maximus"

29  2017-06-01 by bosstop3837

Whatta douche

34 comments

you know what duuuuude , I will have my revenge duuuude in this life or the next duuuude

ya getcha dead wife, ya getcha black friend, boom ya got your regicide duuuuuude

Thereby dooming his son to an inevitable lifetime of obesity.

It's the hippo genes that did that.

The name means he'll get punched in the back of the head a lot and his career prospects top out at volunteer crossing guard.

Did he really?

Still, it's not worse than naming your kid hudson because of some lame ass river

Yeah, he said it on UFC unfiltered. Jim hits a homer or two on that podcast so I listen.

Stop being insecure about what podcasts you listen to.

You obviously haven't heard much of Matt Serra

Brendan schaub named his kid "tiger".

That kid should have been named "Li" Kelley because he will likely be a fat slob too.

I expect more from you asiananalparty

Did he name him after his shirt size.

Vurry good

finally! the obvious joke! i was gonna say it but you beat me to it!

The same as his shot siz...ah...em...whatever

Everything in bobs live involves that word "maximus chocolate chip ice cream" "maximus chili cheese fries" " maximus double bacon cheeseburger".

Hes fat duuuudddeee

Who the fuck would marry that overly fat, bald loser?

I thought we already established that women are dumb

Dawn is yummy too, Bob must gotta 4 leaf clover or sumthin

Do you have any pics? I only once saw a thanks giving dinner at the kellys picture. I don't know which one of them was the wife but they all looked like typical slightly fat unattractive housewives

Gluteus Maximus Kelly

oh wait wait wait .... nope nothing, carry on.

What a fucking gem

hush

Bob Kelly is a rotund man.

A Gem in a sea of trash that are the majority of posts on this page. Kudos to you...

Ehh he'll just be called Max and that'll be the end of it. Y'know how many catholic dudes have Maria as their middle name? A fucking lot.

Yeah and they're all queer.

He said on ykwd that he wanted to call him Max but his grandma said it was a jewish name and she wouldn't call him that and that he should pick a saint's name, so he found a saint Maximus and named the kid that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximus_the_Confessor

Are You Not Entertained, Dude!!!

I think it's a sweet name. Fight me, tough guys.

Settle down, nobody wants to rape you. Yet

That's clever. He can call him Mac for short. That way he can think about McDonalds all day when he's sitting on a park bench while his son plays alone.

Maximus Fatimus

"Submissive male escort for food" just spot on