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23  2017-05-31 by swankyturd

23 comments

Yeah, I think that about covers everything.

how to stop hair from falling out

How to stop hair plugs from falling out...

They are not hair plugs sir! They are individually placed hair follicles.

FAWK YEAH, I AIN'T SOME PATHETIC, LIMP-DICKED, DOLL-HAIRED FEEB WHO DOESN'T LIKE TRANNIES TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS, FAM.

Nothing about mommy's shoes?

He was sniffing them whilst browsing

Took you 5 whole minutes to think of one after the NAACP, eh?

I was having a wank

Ah. Got struck by Lightening? ;)

Multiple times!

Those little stapled-on tits just make me so crazy, you know

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. SUE LIGHTNING IS MY BAE, FAM.

In order to truly recreate his internet history, you must put yourself on a watchlist

As you can clearly see, after 5 minutes it was "mooching brother" search.

Obviously, Joe called.

How to get spaghetti sauce stains off a wall

SCARRED ME FOR LIFE, FAM.

hey, there's nothing wrong with Vampire Diaries

.co.uk? Visiting his old friend Mr Glitter I see

Opie's homepage has been indeed.com for the last 18 months.

thought he would have searched for Rich Vos' tour schedule too

You forgot niggermania

THAT SITE RULES, FAM.

.co.uk

Please die on purpose

HAHA, CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR, FAM. NEEDS MORE TRANNY PORN AND DEGO WOP BASTARD AFFIRMATION BLOGS. FUCK THAT TUNISIAN ANTWAN BULLSHIT, I'M A FULL BLOODED WOP FROM ITALY WHO HAS COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ASS...AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM, FAM.

How to stop hair plugs from falling out...

Multiple times!