The Funniest Line in O & A History-VOL. 2
22 2017-05-31 by softBOY68000
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But I thought it too good a thread to let die such a young death.
(listening to John Sterling shoehorned Yankee home run calls)
STERLING: It's an A-Bomb! From A-Rod!
JIMMY: Y'know who else got a bomb from a rod? The last guy to fuck Robert Reed.
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n/a FCKFREDFROMBROOKLYN 2017-05-31
Nothing will ever touch "knock it off spade"
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-05-31
Be respectful to Aaaeellli
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-05-31
Jim Norton called the two headed girl from TLC
"Coat sharin bitches"
It's my favorite insult ever.
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-05-31
My favorite was his impression of the dog. "There's a two headed MONSTER in the house!"
n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-05-31
I wish I knew English just once to let you know there's a MONSTER in the house!!!
n/a placermutka 2017-05-31
Ruiner of family photos always makes me chuckle
n/a jasim18 2017-05-31
Someone in studio mentioned rats and Colin said
"Why when we mentioned rats did everybody look at Norton. Probably because he looks like a little pink eyed rat"
n/a cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-05-31
They discussed what Bob Kelly's act would include if he were a burn victim, and Anthony said "How are the mozerella sticks? That reminds me, my fingers were burnt off!"
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-05-31
"Outside a toilet store with a mouth full of polliwogs."
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-05-31
"My son found his ding-ding this weekend."
VOS: "What, in Norton's mouth?"
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-05-31
Jocktobering some Cincinnati morning show hosted by a woman named "Fitch":
Fitch: "I can fit my whole fist in my mouth?"
Ant: "How about mine?"
Jimmy never laughed so hard or so long as he did from this line.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-05-31
Been listening to the recently posted laugh compilations too eh?
n/a InHell1979 2017-05-31
Anthony talking about how he was going to go on CNN to talk about private Drone ownership and if a ban should be in place. Colin was in studio. Ant talks about how high they could go, and the issues local governments have with that. Colin -disinterested and in overly New York accent sarcastically- said: "THATS AS HIGH AS A DUCK FLIES, WHADDA THEY GONNA DO? BAN DUCKSSSSSS?!"
n/a DoncoEnt 2017-05-31
From that bit where Anthony was making fun of Mustard's We are the World audio: "Go fight someone for a heating grate."
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-05-31
Enough of Mustard. Bring on Ketchup!
n/a TangerineReam 2017-05-31
One of the Super Shows where Sandy Kane, Mike Bochetti, Colin, Whoo Kid, Di, Bobo and Stalker Patti were all together in studio. Marion calls in and says "How are you" to Whoo Kid, while people feed Bobo lines:
Bobo: Isn't Marion that girl that said NIGGA?
<everyone laughs>
Di: AAAHH don't start that again please!....One person called me a RACIST.
<Whoo Kid laughs>
Bobo: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED? GOT A BUNCH OF THREATENING CALLS FORM SHARPTON?!
<Laughter>
Di: <annoyed> NO I didn't get any threatening calls from anybody!
Jim: What happened with Marion?
Di: Well, she works with a lot of black people at work...and y'know; it was not comfortable for her..going to work...
Bobo: WHERE TH' HECK DOES MARION WORK, AT POPEYES?!
<The whole stood laughs, Jimmy laughs BIG, wheezing and all>
Whoo Kid: There do be mad niggaz in there...
Bobo: NOT JUST AT POPEYES! A PLACE WITH BULLETPROOF GLASS IN FRONT OF THAT CASHIER!
<even bigger laugh from everyone in studio>
n/a Cjc3478 2017-05-31
Speaking of bobo like the first time when he meet Otto.
Bobo: Hi Otto you were great at the virus tour; saw you on the virus show
Otto: Get this mental patient away from; how did he breach the wall of security. He's gonna kill Harvey Milk or what
n/a RSC-Tuff 2017-05-31
Oh you like the show Lost? Are you a big fan? Do you watch every week? Every day? Lost? When it's on every week?
n/a stupidfatbobkelly 2017-05-31
Anthony: You don't wanna get on Roland's bad side. Vos: It'd take me a month to get back on his good side.
n/a Muted_Post-Horn 2017-05-31
Vos is a fucking savant
n/a holdon_holdon_holdon 2017-05-31
141 IQ
n/a softBOY68000 2017-05-31
"Intellectual Quantity".
n/a Cjc3478 2017-05-31
Otto's line " when he says then she shoved hay in her test and asshole"When they are discussing how the actress who played Auntie Em from the Wizard of Oz died.
n/a Silverfeesh 2017-05-31
Jimmy on woman just giving birth to retard. Dad was none to happy to find out mom was lugging a lemon around for nine months
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-31
when theyre playong Get Back by the Beatles and Ant says its his song about Africa
n/a Silverfeesh 2017-05-31
Talking about O.J. when Nick Dip called him a murdering shine
n/a Cjc3478 2017-05-31
Bobo: I had a friend who tried to kill himself and I stopped him
Jim: What? Did you hang up?
n/a softBOY68000 2017-05-31
I just loffed at this one.
n/a feelin_iffy 2017-05-31
Patrice talking about intern David: "He's so Jewish he has pyramid dust under his nails"
n/a itrits 2017-05-31
"HOW'S THAT FEEL FUCKER" -- Gregg "Opie" Hughes
n/a softBOY68000 2017-05-31
Ah yes, during the Stern fan street "fight".
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-05-31
When Bobbie Roberts called in bc her matchups nugget eating faggot kid got engaged :
Bobbie : and Sam said, mom, I think im going to need to buy some jewelry. Tranth : A prince Albert?
...
Bobbie: And then Sam went down on one knee Tranth: Who's one knee?
n/a TrollWithABat87 2017-05-31
Jim: I will be recording my special in Vegas Colin: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas Jim: I will be shooting something down there Colin: Hopefully yourself
n/a truthie 2017-05-31
Jim: I'm shooting something in Vegas.
CQ: Yourself, I hope.
n/a EricHitchmo 2017-05-31
"P the G? How about K the N?"
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-05-31
Colin Quinn: "Stating the obvious, you fucking water moccasin."
n/a Dagidugidai 2017-05-31
There are so many CQ quotes we've just turned into Reddit things that we forgot were from the show: "Tunisian knife fighter" I thing was the best one
n/a holodog 2017-05-31
Caller talking about his retarded nephew who's obsessed with M•A•S•H and thinks it's real and the Korean War is still going on.
Ant: Of course he does... He's Hawkbrain Pierce.
n/a SegaCKY 2017-05-31
Jim: I was diagnosed with A.H.B.D. once.
Ant: What's that?
Jim: Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder
Ant: You're cured
n/a StuntPeckah 2017-05-31
Someone famous with an entourage walks by (I think). Someone in studio points out that one of their security looks like a black version of Kenny. Ant immediately pipes up with, "Grape Soda Kenny!"
n/a GregoryPecker_97 2017-05-31
Bobo, I cannot imagine the horror that is about to be visited upon you- CQ- During Breaking Bobo's Heart.
n/a softBOY68000 2017-05-31
BOBO: I think Oscar is marketing his new line of cocaine-cocaine laced subs.
n/a Mikekekeke 2017-05-31
My favorite was his impression of the dog. "There's a two headed MONSTER in the house!"
n/a placermutka 2017-05-31
Ruiner of family photos always makes me chuckle
n/a Jaeromaru 2017-05-31
Enough of Mustard. Bring on Ketchup!