Bob Kelly on UFC Unfiltered with Serra

9  2017-05-31 by [deleted]

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I don't think it was a comic because surely they'd be making jokes about it.

You see, you mention blood pressure in both of those. It's not something astronomically unlikely that dick pills were just conveniently omitted from either of those.

Maybe they'd keep it quiet out of respect to Patrice's mother(although I doubt it), but if you don't think they'd joke about it happening to Keith you're insane. It would be brought up in every Vos Roast set.

But fat dudes hang out with other fat dudes. So he probably has several unknown friends it could be about.

Eh you're probably right. As I was typing it I knew it was definitely a reach. I would just be very giddy on the offchance that Bob made a promise to someone's family and broke it by mistake because he is a dullard.

This is Perez Hilton Kardashian blogging level of who gives a shit.

You're right, instead I should have made a post on what Schumer's been upto lately. Let's not pretend we aren't a bunch of gossipy hens.

SPECULATE SPECULATE SPECULATE

Who cares? Patrice was fat. He made no bones about it. If he took a drug that increases blood flow to an extreme and died due to his shitty heart not being able to regulate such a thing safely, who really gives a shit? He's dead. Why speculate?