Burr is off the rails
70 2017-05-30 by bonecrushingkisses
I always gave Bill the benefit of the doubt with all the going Hollywood stuff. But he's probably the first person ever to cut off a JRE episode halfway through without even trying to hide his "well i got what i came for" attitude.
131 comments
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-05-30
stop listening to mr hill on midget spiners podcast. billy boys not funny anymore
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
I always thought Burr was quick and funny. But he has no business being as famous as he is. He deserves 'Nortonish' level fame.
n/a MushroomFacedAsshole 2017-05-30
Well he doesn't have Norton level neuroses and entitlement.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
Oh, I think he does. Those metrics aren't at Opie level yet, but Opie aka The Destroyer.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-05-30
His white guilt is on par with Norton's self hatred.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-30
He's funnier than Norton
n/a Peckahnator 2017-05-30
Once you go black, you never come back to be liked here.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-30
Bullshit. Look at how many people flip flop on Jim, Soder, Sam (whenever Opie disses him), Bobby, Vos, and like I said, Burr. Fuck all it takes for Anthony is one remedial Opie jab and everyone in here's sucking his dick for a week
n/a DickSlit 2017-05-30
Nobody here likes cumtom, they just send shills here.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-30
Nope. If you look at any thread more people like it than don't. There are just a bunch of edge lord faggots on here who like to throw tantrums because they don't enjoy anything and want everyone else to be miserable too. And people on here are insecure enough to follow through with it
n/a DickSlit 2017-05-30
Okay nick, go suck some cock.for heroin you gay faggot, your shit sucks..
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-30
Good one. Wow, you got me there. Idiot
n/a DickSlit 2017-05-30
Get raped by ten gay gigantic retarded niggers in front of your cunt of a mother you fatherless queeb.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-30
So edgy. You fit in here great
n/a DickSlit 2017-05-30
Tell that fat faggot fuck Stavros i said hey.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-30
Hi Stavros
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
I continue to hate Soder, but that's not a popular opinion around here.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-30
I hate you
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-05-30
His earlier specials are some if the best of all time. He deserves his fame
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
Best of all time??? Let's not get carried away.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-05-30
Maybe got carried away but the dude is famous for a reason
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
Shutaaaap.
n/a Albinophillip 2017-05-30
Who has five total specials as good or better than Burr? He is one of the best of all time.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
It's not about quantity. You going to say Burr is better than Attell. Well if you are, you're not just a faggot, but you're a retard too.
n/a AngeloMacon 2017-05-30
TBF, he said one of the best, not the best. If top 20 qualifies as all time great, then I think a lot of us would say Burr has an argument. He's easily one of the top guys who still works.
n/a Albinophillip 2017-05-30
Calm down you autistic weirdo. Both are great. I can see a preference either way. My favorite is Patrice and he only had one TV special. Carlin is a little overrated IMO and he did a ton. Burr has 4 great specials in my opinion and one okay one which is better than nearly every comedian ever.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
I'm calm as a cucumber, faggot.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-05-30
Cacumba
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
Cucumbah
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-30
You are annoying as fuck tho
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
I want to fart in your face
n/a ApeNia 2017-05-30
tss yeah...why don't you make like a cucumber and cool it
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
Fawk yeah! I'll pop it in the fridge and cut it up and slap it on my eyes.
n/a meanmug247 2017-05-30
Attell is a fucking jackass.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
Yeah, ok. You can go fuck yourself to death.
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-05-30
Let It Go is legit one of my favorite specials of all time. Its better if not just as good as Elephant In The Room (i consider that my favorite)Killing Them Soflty or Chewed Up
n/a aso513 2017-05-30
Yeah, the bashing of Bill here is dumb as shit.
n/a Albinophillip 2017-05-30
There are so many shitty comedians way more famous than they should be and you shit on Burr? Norton should be more famous than he is. Fucking Hassan Minaj, Chris Hardwick, and Sarah Silverman are bigger than Norton. Compared to the industry as a whole all the tough crowd guys are way underrated.
n/a RabboRibbo 2017-05-30
There really needs to be a Chris Hardwicke backlash
n/a Albinophillip 2017-05-30
I see it more and more. I think LOS shit on him recently.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-05-30
I've never been able to watch a full episode of @midnight even if I really like the guests due to the little weasel that hosts it
n/a TehSamurai01 2017-05-30
I have seen Bill Burr live. I have zero desire to see Jim Norton live, and I find him fucking hilarious on the radio and on podcasts. Jim Norton has come to my city, and I made a conscious choice not to go see him. Bill is not "Jim-level." Not at all.
n/a lemskroob 2017-05-30
i saw Bill a few months ago, and to say he gave half effort would be generous.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-05-30
I went from loving Bill to hating him. He has this "I can do what I want" attitude when it comes to interacting with his old comedian friends. I hope he gets a Fukushima hot particle in his eye.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-05-30
You could tell Joe was surprised that he was wrapping it up. Bill said something like "if you're showing me your underwear what else do we have to talk about?" Joe will still probably have him back.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-05-30
Yeah, Joe will smoke a doob and let it go. I wish he would slip Bill an overdose of LSD.
n/a iHaveHobbies 2017-05-30
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n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-30
He won't die, but he could end up in a nuthouse with the "I'VE BEEN HERE SEVEN YEARS!" guy.
n/a iHaveHobbies 2017-05-30
I had to google it, but damn, that guy's brain is a truck idling in an empty parking lot.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-05-30
Probably not though.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-05-30
I don't know guys maybe he just needs to find enlightenment and learn all that caffeine is bad for him and get an overdose of LDS
n/a hookahreed 2017-05-30
You want him to become a Mormon?
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-05-30
Jus bein cute
n/a NGJimmy 2017-05-30
Dad, stop posting to reddit. You're embarrassing me.
n/a KenFrezno 2017-05-30
Go do some.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-05-30
A very poor try, dunderhead.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-30
He's the only one who made it besides Louis CK (and Chappelle and Hart, but they weren't really part of that clique anyway.) Patrice and Giraldo are dead, Colin is Seinfeld's weed carrier, Vos plays seafood restaurants, Norton is D-List for life, Keith can't even jerk off anymore, DiPaolo begs a faggot Australian for forgiveness. Burr is like the one guy who became rich at a high school reunion that shows up and rubs it in. Most people would.
n/a srb9586 2017-05-30
You opened with shitting on Colin Quinn. Its not gonna go over well.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-30
What's wrong with being in Jerry Seinfeld's entourage?
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-05-30
Bobby still has 2 fats left, ass hole!
n/a mchiseing 2017-05-30
Who's Keith?
n/a Zenaesthetic 2017-05-30
Yeah, I wouldn't even put Keith into that group. That dude is far less relevant than the rest of them, even the two dead guys.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-30
He was bigger than Rich Vos.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-05-30
Not really a fair comparison because most people graduate high school at 18 and they all started doing comedy as adults.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-05-30
I hope that's true it makes me happy.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-30
Well, due to stop & frisk it couldn't be George Wallace.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-05-30
YOU DIDNT MENTION KEVIN BRENNAN!
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-30
He looks like a constipated baby.
n/a LandRac3 2017-05-30
I honestly believe patrice would brought burr back to his roots had he still been around
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-30
The whole "we tried to impress Patrice" thing only worked when they were more or less on the same level. When money comes in, fuck what Patrice thinks. You can be cool to him and stay in comedy clubs, or you can soften up and play MSG.
n/a Albinophillip 2017-05-30
Probably due to kid stress.
n/a ucfgavin 2017-05-30
This is how i feel...can't even listen to the podcast anymore
n/a CokeFloatsInMaCup 2017-05-30
I caught some of that. Rogan was trying to explain DNC corruption and Seth rich's murder which kinda felt like joe wanted bill to inject some of his funny conspiracy shit, but bill decided to bring up his cartoon that everyone is going to watch regardless. Boring.
n/a zenicaone 2017-05-30
heh just checked 1:45:00 long while Rogan always goes 2:30h to 3h with guests.
Bill escaped before Rogan managed to start any controversial topics. Last hour when guests get tired and not concentrated as much is when shit happens.
n/a chargersfan3421 2017-05-30
Burr wanted to cut it off at like an hour and ten mins in and Joe had to put things back on the rails and eek out an extra half hour.
n/a blackirishlad 2017-05-30
i find it amusing that, to us, Bill Burr off the rails is actually Bill Burr on the rails.
n/a AryanAnomaly 2017-05-30
Bill looked rough and was kinda low-energy.
n/a aaron91325 2017-05-30
Sad.
n/a crookedmile 2017-05-30
Bad (and sick) guy!
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-30
Being a zookeeper is tiring.
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-05-30
Implying he's the one outside the cage.
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-05-30
Did I miss something?
n/a boofk 2017-05-30
We have it on good authority bill burrs kid is 5 shades darker than Nia so you know what that means.
n/a tapatiomio 2017-05-30
The baby is his. Psychos here and on 4chan are bored.
n/a faustok 2017-05-30
I never really got why people ever liked him.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-05-30
He has some good moments. But he came off as the dumbest guy in the Cellar bunch (yes, I know Rich Vos exists.)
And that's not because of his wife or views. He just sounds like a dolt most of the time. But, you know, Boston and all.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-05-30
He is dumb but he is aware of it which makes him not dumb. Unlike rich or bobby
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-30
It's hard to stay on track, if you ride on the old N train.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-05-30
Holy shit, he left? How far into it did he make it?
His cartoon fucking blows, I couldn't even get through one episode. (I hate cartoons, so maybe my opinion is skewed)
n/a xyniphis 2017-05-30
Its not great
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-30
He's like Norton kept shitting on cartoon till he needed to make one
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-05-30
It didn't feel like any kind of unique perspective, or 'the world through Bill's eyes.' It was felt like lame, uninspired sitcom humor but with swearing. It had like 1/80th of anything Bill Burr still in it. I was shocked how much I didn't like it, there was nothing 'Bill Burr' about it to me.
n/a jackruby1123 2017-05-30
You hate cartoons? I mean I know we have our fair share of miserable bastards around here but jesus, man. That's intense.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-05-30
Why? What's "intense" about that?
n/a Zenaesthetic 2017-05-30
I like Archer and Rick and Morty (although as much as reddit doesn't shut the fuck up about R&M makes me like it less) but I thought his show was a bore.
n/a Spa-Peggy 2017-05-30
I love cartoons and I hated F is For Family, but apparently Netflix viewers disagree so unfortunately there's going to be another season. People must be easily amused these days!
n/a OmarBarksdale 2017-05-30
What were the controversial topics this episode? Weed should be legal, maaaaahn
n/a Spa-Peggy 2017-05-30
What's Rogan going to do if he reaches the point where all weed does is make him paranoid and anxious? He may get lucky but it's happened to many people, myself included (and his argument that we've not smoked the right strains is complete BS). I don't care that he smokes but he's such an insufferable, johnny-come-lately proselyte that I'd love to see him "powerfully" experience a panic attack in the middle of his podcast.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-05-30
I saw him accidentally swallow a giant pinch of dip by accident on his podcast, and he didn't even flinch. When I was a youngin' I dipped a decent amount and I guarantee swallowing what he did would have made me vomit within seconds if the gag reflex alone didn't get me.
Rogan might have secret ONNIT powers is all I'm sayin.
n/a Spa-Peggy 2017-05-30
Yeah, I totally agree that he can handle drugs way better than most and he'll probably never have an issue, but it annoys me that he thinks HIS experiences are typical/the norm, and anybody who isn't like him or disagrees is just wrong or not smoking the right stuff. It took me 15 years to reach the point where I can no longer smoke but some people seem to be able to live life stoned all day every day for many years without any problems. If people want to do that I have no issue with it, I just find Rogan to be very one-sided, and his constant talk about it is a bit juvenile for someone of his age, in my opinion.
n/a mortalitybot 2017-05-30
That is approximately 20.933238% of the average human life.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-05-30
Thanks for taking to the 6th decimal place. It was 100.000000% unnecessary.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-05-30
Oh he's definitley aboard the "lol dude weed 420 man" train at age 45. Just smoke your weed and quit talking about it like a 15 year old.
n/a KenFrezno 2017-05-30
Rogan does DMT. Do you think an edible will scare him?
n/a Spa-Peggy 2017-05-30
No, of course not - I just wish he would acknowledge that there are downsides to every drug, cannabis included. He seems to think drugs (and supplements) are the answer to life.
n/a KenFrezno 2017-05-30
You don't listen to JRE - because it's adamantly clear Joe doesn't think drugs are magic potions. The common analogy he uses is they're tools; you can try to build a house or hit yourself in the balls if you're a crazy person.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-05-30
Ol' Billy Burr was sold into white slavery. He's a complete hollywood faggot, not funny, not smart, not cool. he's a bald, orange, prickley faced boston LA faggot.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-30
White slavery is another term for sex slavery. You are using it incorrectly.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-05-30
shut up, you fucking faggot.
n/a TossyMcSalad 2017-05-30
Are you calling me a faggot because I used to molest you when you were a young boy?
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-05-30
Yes :(
n/a thatguywhoisthatguy 2017-05-30
Kid isn't his, that's why
n/a camaro69 2017-05-30
Damn has he aged. Black don't crack because they suck all the youth out of any willing white person.
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-05-30
Bill is like Kanye... Im just waiting on that divorce and then he's REALLY gonna put out his best work.
Its a shame that once an artist finds happiness or becomes content they truly do suck from then on
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-30
Yeah and the comedy will be off the rails the next four years because of drump
n/a holodog 2017-05-30
I suspect something happened off camera. Joe has harbored a grudge ever since Bill made fun of his 1920s newsboy hat.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-30
My inside source said that Joe saw a photo of the baby and he was like damn that's a dark baby
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-05-30
Burr is on the rails...loaded onto a cattle car shipped off into white slavery.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-05-30
Dr Wellsler is here, wonderful doctor
n/a cultofcopenality 2017-05-30
I agree with all the discontent voiced here. I just checked the YouTube link, 7000 likes 300 dislikes. Jesus Christ.
n/a InHell1979 2017-05-30
Bill Burr's wife ruined Bill Burr
n/a CloudClipping 2017-05-30
the jews have a video of him fuckin a kid and they made him marry a nog
1 EdwardRMeow 2017-05-30
....what?
n/a Ona75 2017-05-30
No matter how good it is or how much Burr likes it, he's out there pushing a cartoon and he knows that's douchey, like "I'm here on all these podcasts to push my cartoon". That's already in his head when he goes on these and it shows. Ol' Billy Red Face, N loving Psycho Cuck. He's like if Hanna was black and fucked Barbara's wife in front of him
n/a klarkbar 2017-05-30
Random annoying things from this ep:
--Joe Rogan once again pompously trashing art (as in paintings) because he is culturally retarded. I love how hypocritical that is. 'Ole Kettle bells-for-brians puts so much importance into his own bullshit and detailing his DMT trips like their so super profound, but he can't even begin to even understand how someone COULD like paintings that think even slightly outside the most conventional box.
--That Katherine Heigl thing.. so let me get this straight, KH decided to have herself removed from Emmy consideration because Grey's Anatomy sucks? And both Joe Rogan and Bill Burr instantly label that bullshit pretentiousness or whatever?
Isn't that actually kind of noble? I mean, I'm not saying it isn't diva'ish completely, who knows, but what's more intriguing/substantive: Wearing two shirts and hosting Fear Factor, or making a move out of integrity (potentially) that could actually harm your career?
n/a Ramoooone 2017-05-30
Joe wasn't really trashing art or paintings. He was trashing shitty paintings that faggot hipsters and rich fags like to pretend have some deep meaning. He was also poking fun at the fact that some Japanese guy paid like 50 million for one of these awful paintings.
As for the whole Katherine Heigl thing I think the point was that it sort of fucked over the writers of that show.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-05-30
Nia is turning him into a sassy old black woman.
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-05-30
Burr didn't have enough Alphabrain in hi system
n/a David_Tosk 2017-05-30
I tapped out after 20 minutes. Bill is dead to me
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-05-30
Goin off the rails of a fawkin crazy train dvv dvv
n/a tar_baby33 2017-05-30
FAWK YEAH!
n/a scarletknight2 2017-05-30
So he can fly helicopters and take the racial higher ground as well as yell at Sherodd...big deal. He seems to have a little of that egg shell effect known so well from the Opester. Its Hollywood.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-05-30
He is dumb but he is aware of it which makes him not dumb. Unlike rich or bobby
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-05-30
I want to fart in your face
n/a KenFrezno 2017-05-30
Go do some.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-05-30
A very poor try, dunderhead.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-05-30
Hi Stavros