She probably would be a good person to get you coffee and do your dishes and what not. That's the great thing about capitalism. Stalk Patti can be the manager at a business somewhere and be happy to count the minutes shes earned to her 3 days of yearly vacation.
FYI I have at least 3-4 other comments in my history where I point out grammar errors while making one obvious one. Not obvious enough for this crowd, my bad.
Back when he would've went through he could've never made it. My bootcamp company 5 years ago on the other hand, well we had a fat little girl who couldn't do one push-up. She graduated.
She was definitely the kind of girl I would have tried to convince to give me a handjob at a house party and then vehemently deny it the next day at school.
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n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-05-30
Anthony dropped out of High School because he couldn't pass gym. Impressive, even for ol pissy eyes.
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-05-30
I wonder if that's a lie. Knowing Ant, he probably failed most or all of his classes.
n/a Pale_Pen15 2017-05-30
Nah I know a guy that dropped out just because gym credits. Gym is gay so he just never went.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-30
Knowing cumio he probably lied to make himself look cool, he probably got caught jerking off dudes in gym class or something
n/a emitpeels89 2017-05-30
Would you bang 18 year old di?
n/a faustok 2017-05-30
both in an abandoned building on a door, and in the ass in my car
n/a OswaldTheLucky 2017-05-30
That's an uncomfortable place
n/a oskimon 2017-05-30
Like in the back of a Volkswagen?
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
It was a 70s Volkswagen, before they went small like Japanese... cars.
n/a peckaface 2017-05-30
How about on the train tracks?
n/a promisering86 2017-05-30
Is she tied to the tracks?
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
aka the Ritz Carlton for Lady Di
n/a Cjc3478 2017-05-30
How about on a pinball machine?
n/a sjeffiesjeff 2017-05-30
She was a handsome woman
n/a _TESD_Army_ant_ 2017-05-30
Wouldjah?
n/a dwc151 2017-05-30
Stalker Patti has a college degree. Think on that.
n/a lord_minidisc 2017-05-30
Opie has a college degree. Think on that.
n/a dwc151 2017-05-30
Touché.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-05-30
In theater production. I bet Bobo could get that.
n/a dwc151 2017-05-30
You'd be surprised. And being in NYC, she should have had a good career as a stagehand on Broadway. Instead we get this mess.
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
She probably would be a good person to get you coffee and do your dishes and what not. That's the great thing about capitalism. Stalk Patti can be the manager at a business somewhere and be happy to count the minutes shes earned to her 3 days of yearly vacation.
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-05-30
You think the cast wouldn't be happy hearing "PLAAAYY-CIS, EVEREE BOHDY. FOIVE MINNNITZ!"
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-05-30
All that education and just 22 minutes of vacation per year.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-05-30
I believe she has a teaching degree
n/a chippersan 2017-05-30
IN THE NAVVYYY WHERE YOU CAN SAILL THE SEVEN SEASSS IN THE NAVY
n/a Yellow-5 2017-05-30
I wonder how her tour on the navy ship is going.
n/a lemskroob 2017-05-30
i would think she enjoys being around all the semen
n/a vichenleyssister 2017-05-30
Anthony is a lazy nigger what do you expect?
n/a Bibimbap4211 2017-05-30
Lady Di also handles her booze better
n/a lemskroob 2017-05-30
she is also eligible to work for the government.
n/a CharlieWaflesBR 2017-05-30
bitch looks like Prince Charming from Shrek
n/a Single_Action_Army 2017-05-30
Now she looks like Shrek from Shrek.
n/a ok-kid 2017-05-30
Anthony essentially just got really lucky, then unlucky, then lucky again and so on.
All in all it was a win but dude is no genius.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-30
Shit in dopie all you want but he recused tranny hooker guy and the pedo
n/a DamonTyler 2017-05-30
Opie Hughes supports and encourages gay tranny pedos
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-05-30
Reminder: Lady Di took it in the ass. Anthony Cumia didn- oh.
n/a NickDutchNinja 2017-05-30
Didn't Ant graduate from his sex offenders class, though?
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-30
He graduated from the court ordered women beater course for sure
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
After convincing his court ordered instructor that his on air personality is an 'act'
Even though he does it from his basement half-drunk and hasn't held back a real opinion since the WNED days.
n/a whoaDAVIDwhoa 2017-05-30
the only person on earth who can babble in 140 characters.
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
She went to collage and doesn't know to from too
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-05-30
LOL
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
That was the joke you idiots
n/a CockPoopExpress 2017-05-30
Lol, lying faggot.
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
ok /u/CockPoopExpress you got me!
FYI I have at least 3-4 other comments in my history where I point out grammar errors while making one obvious one. Not obvious enough for this crowd, my bad.
n/a SGFTI 2017-05-30
She's also serving honorable in the Navy, even at her advanced age.
Did Mr. Right-Wing ever serve? Only drinks to young trannies.
n/a late_50s_why 2017-05-30
He served by making love to retarded daughters of Democrat cucks
n/a Kurt_Love 2017-05-30
Imagine 103lb 19 year old ant trying to do push-ups and pull ups then getting pissy eyed when the drill instructor yelling at him.
"5'4? I didn't know they stacked shit that high... Well actually that's not very high. "
n/a SGFTI 2017-05-30
Back when he would've went through he could've never made it. My bootcamp company 5 years ago on the other hand, well we had a fat little girl who couldn't do one push-up. She graduated.
n/a lowend73 2017-05-30
She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had. And I had them all over the world.
Jack Woltz would have banged Lady Di
n/a Openy 2017-05-30
Mike from Breaking Bad with a wig
n/a CasinoIndian 2017-05-30
It's Dr. Amy Bishop.
n/a Osborne-Cox 2017-05-30
Also you need a congressional nomination to even attend the Naval Academy much less graduate.
n/a Chicken_Buttholes 2017-05-30
She's dead; he isn't
n/a lowend73 2017-05-30
No no no, she's defending our freedom. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
n/a dmix 2017-05-30
You're kiddin
n/a prepburger 2017-05-30
And Anthony is a millionaire that gets to sleep in. Great analysis
n/a Yakovpiscopo 2017-05-30
She also served her country while that pissy eyed chicken hawk sang Loverboy songs on the south shore
n/a realister 2017-05-30
I'd do her.
n/a WizardEric 2017-05-30
Is that really what that fucking slob used to look like? Wow, from a totally bangable whore to a freaking monster.....
Time is a bitch.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-05-30
She was definitely the kind of girl I would have tried to convince to give me a handjob at a house party and then vehemently deny it the next day at school.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-05-30
Cunt still has me blocked. I thought she fucking died?
n/a shredler 2017-05-30
The only reason i stick around this shit hole is for the gold that you guys will come up with once this rotund drunk man dies
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-05-30
LOL